Aging like fine wine or a dodgy pint? Either way, you’ve earned the right to wear this legendary slogan t-shirt with pride. Our Old Lives Matter tee is a cheeky nod to the fact that experience, sarcasm, and an extensive collection of dad jokes do count for something. Whether you’re celebrating another lap around the sun or just reminding the young ones that life didn’t start with TikTok, this slogan t-shirt says it all.
Made from organic cotton, vegan-friendly, and carbon-neutral, it’s as kind to the planet as it is to your (slightly achy) bones. Designed, printed, and shipped in the UK with plastic-free packaging, because sustainability never goes out of style—unlike your dance moves.
Slogan tee that proves age is just a number (a big one, but still...) Eco-friendly & ethically made
Product Specification
Single Jersey, 100% combed organic ring spun cotton. 180 gsm.
