Teevolution
Don't Want To Christmas Jumper
Don't Want To Christmas Jumper
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Alright, let’s be honest. Sometimes you’re knee-deep in tinsel and secretly planning your great escape. If forced festive cheer is getting you down, wear your heart on your sleeve—or, better yet, your chest! Our legendary ‘Merry Christmas I Don’t Want To Be Here’ Christmas Jumper is the ultimate statement piece for every obligatory celebration.
Need a wickedly honest Secret Santa gift or the perfect Funny Christmas Sweatshirt for the office party? This is it. It’s pure, beautiful anti-Christmas banter, designed to make everyone crack a genuine smile (and totally relate).
But we’re not just about killer jokes, mate. This is a genuinely Sustainable Christmas Jumper. Crafted from soft, organic cotton, printed right here in the UK using renewable energy, and shipped in plastic-free packaging. Join the Teevolution and wear the Anti-Christmas Jumper that saves the planet and your sanity!
Size Guide
Centimeters| Sizes | XXS | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Half Chest | 51 | 53 | 55 | 59 | 62 | 65 | 69 | 73 | 78 | 81 |
| Body Length | 62 | 65 | 69 | 73 | 75 | 77 | 79 | 81 | 83 | 84 |
| Sleeve Length | 57.5 | 59.5 | 63 | 65.5 | 67.5 | 68 | 68.5 | 68.5 | 68.5 | 68.5 |
Body Length: From side neck point to the hem.
Sleeve Length: From the neck to the sleeve hem.
Chest: From seam to seam across the chest.
The measurements listed above are actual garment measurements. This product is unisex.
Product Specification
DTG Application. 100% Organic ringspun combed cotton brushed 350gsm. Washing Instructions Machine wash, 30C. Wash similar colours together. No ironing on print. Wash and iron inside out. Do not tumble dry.
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