• black christmas sweater with the slogan 'you smell like beef and cheese, you dont smell like santa'
  • red brown christmas sweater with the slogan 'you smell like beef and cheese, you dont smell like santa'
  • Man wearing a blue Christmas sweater with humorous Elf text "You Smell like Beef & Cheese" and a festive hat on a white background
  • blue christmas sweater with the slogan 'you smell like beef and cheese, you dont smell like santa'
  • green christmas sweater with the slogan 'you smell like beef and cheese, you dont smell like santa'
  • grey christmas sweater with the slogan 'you smell like beef and cheese, you dont smell like santa'
  • navy christmas sweater with the slogan 'you smell like beef and cheese, you dont smell like santa'
  • red christmas sweater with the slogan 'you smell like beef and cheese, you dont smell like santa'
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Teevolution

Don't Smell Like Christmas Jumper

Don't Smell Like Christmas Jumper

£30.00 GBP
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Right, listen up, cotton-headed ninny muggins! Are you tired of festive tops that smell suspiciously like overly sweet syrup and pine needles? We know what you really smell like.

Unleash some wicked banter at this year’s office party with our legendary ‘Beef and Cheese’ Funny Christmas Jumper. It’s the ultimate seasonal statement for those who prefer reality over sugar plums. This ain’t just a sweater, it’s certified Mancunian humour, designed to crack a smile (and maybe a few ribs from laughing).

As standard for the Teevolution crew, this organic cotton, vegan Christmas jumper is doing its bit for the planet. Designed, printed and shipped straight from the UK in plastic-free packaging, this sustainable novelty Christmas sweatshirt is carbon-neutral and made using renewable energy.

Ditch the boring reindeer and wear a tee that brings the laughs! Grab the wittiest, most eco-friendly Christmas Jumper around.

Join The Teevolution and smell like a legend this year!

Size Guide

Centimeters
Sizes XXS XS S M L XL XXL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Half Chest 51 53 55 59 62 65 69 73 78 81
Body Length 62 65 69 73 75 77 79 81 83 84
Sleeve Length 57.5 59.5 63 65.5 67.5 68 68.5 68.5 68.5 68.5

Body Length: From side neck point to the hem.

Sleeve Length: From the neck to the sleeve hem.

Chest: From seam to seam across the chest.

The measurements listed above are actual garment measurements. This product is unisex.

Product Specification

DTG Application. 100% Organic ringspun combed cotton brushed 350gsm. Washing Instructions Machine wash, 30C. Wash similar colours together. No ironing on print. Wash and iron inside out. Do not tumble dry.

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