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Teevolution
Ain't Getting Christmas Jumper
Ain't Getting Christmas Jumper
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£30.00 GBP
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Tired of sickly sweet festive threads? Ready for some wicked Christmas banter? Meet the Ain't Getting Shit Christmas Jumper, Teevolution’s brutally honest take on Father Christmas. Featuring a fed-up Santa delivering pure, unadulterated truth with the slogan ‘You Ain’t Getting Shit,’ this is the quintessential funny novelty Christmas jumper designed to raise eyebrows—and a good laugh.
This isn’t just cracking apparel; it’s a sustainable rebel! While Santa might be harsh, we’re keeping it totally kind. Crafted from super-soft, organic cotton, this sustainable Christmas jumper is 100% vegan-friendly and proudly carbon-neutral. Designed and printed with eco-friendly inks right here in the UK and shipped in plastic-free packaging, we’re saving the planet, one cheeky laugh at a time.
Make a statement at your next office party with the ultimate witty eco-friendly Xmas jumper that guarantees double-takes. Shop the Teevolution collection now and wear your heart (and your honesty) on your sleeve!
Size Guide
Centimeters
| Sizes | XXS | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Half Chest | 51 | 53 | 55 | 59 | 62 | 65 | 69 | 73 | 78 | 81 |
| Body Length | 62 | 65 | 69 | 73 | 75 | 77 | 79 | 81 | 83 | 84 |
| Sleeve Length | 57.5 | 59.5 | 63 | 65.5 | 67.5 | 68 | 68.5 | 68.5 | 68.5 | 68.5 |
Body Length: From side neck point to the hem.
Sleeve Length: From the neck to the sleeve hem.
Chest: From seam to seam across the chest.
The measurements listed above are actual garment measurements. This product is unisex.
Product Specification
DTG Application. 100% Organic ringspun combed cotton brushed 350gsm. Washing Instructions Machine wash, 30C. Wash similar colours together. No ironing on print. Wash and iron inside out. Do not tumble dry.
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