Zero plucks given T-Shirt
Meet the tee that's got more sass than a toddler with a tiara: Teevolution's "Zero Plucks Given" T-shirt!
This isn't just any old cotton rag; it's a statement, a vibe, a whole mood. Featuring a gloriously nonchalant turkey graphic (seriously, this bird's got swagger), this tee screams, "I'm here, I'm fabulous, and I couldn't care less about your drama." Perfect for those days when you're feeling like you should probably care, but can't quite muster the effort. We’ve all been there, right?
Now, let's talk facts, not just flippancy. This bad boy is made from the softest, organic cotton that's gentler than a feather tickle. And what's more, it’s vegan-friendly, so no birdies were harmed in the making (or plucked!). We're all about that sustainable fashion life, so you can feel as good about wearing it as you look. Did we mention it's also carbon-neutral? Yes, we're basically superheroes, except instead of capes, we rock hilarious tees.
And for the eco-conscious among you, our packaging is plastic-free because the only thing we want to be swimming in the ocean is ourselves on holiday (with a cocktail, if possible). Plus, when you're done rocking this masterpiece, send it back to us – we'll turn it into something new with our circular economy approach. Boom!
So, whether you're after funny t-shirts, eco-friendly clothing, or just a shirt that perfectly embodies your 'IDGAF' attitude, our Zero Plucks Given tee is your new best friend. Shop now, because frankly, you deserve a laugh. You’ve worked hard this week. This funny t-shirt is just what you need. Get yours today!
Size Guide
Centimeters| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Height | 171 | 175 | 179 | 183 | 189 | 195 | 195 | 195 | 195 |
| Chest | 86 | 93 | 99 | 104 | 116 | 129 | 135 | 142 | 162 |
| Waist | 71 | 76 | 81 | 89 | 99 | 112 | 119 | 130 | 137 |
Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits.
Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up.
Height: Your natural height.
If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.
Product Specification
Certified Organic Cotton t-shirt, 155g/m2. Wash cool, hang dry. GM free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed with low waste printing tech. Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria.
How fast are orders shipped?
Most orders are printed within 48-72 hours of when they are placed. Our factory operating hours are Monday-Friday and so orders can take a little longer if they fall over a weekend.
Any dispatch and delivery time projections provided by us are estimates only, and may be affected by public, bank or international holidays, or delays outside of our control.
The turnaround time on an order depends on where your order is being sent to and the delivery option selected in the checkout form when placing your order.
Options range from standard shipping, to expedited and tracked worldwide delivery.
You can find all of the shipping information in our Delivery FAQs and when you reach the checkout form and select the shipping service which suits you.
Once you've placed your order, you should receive an email confirmation including an estimated delivery date for your order.
When your order has been completed, where you have purchased tracked delivery, tracking information will be provided in your Dispatch email.
How much is shipping?
The cost of shipping depends on where an order is being sent to and how fast you want your order to arrive. If you need your order sooner for a specific time or event, we recommend placing your order with an upgraded shipping method.
All of the shipping information can be found in the cart when placing an order.
- UK Standard Royal Mail - £4.50
- EU Delivery - £8.00
- International Delivery - £10.00
This refers to 5 working days and does not include weekends or Bank Holidays.
However, if you are in a hurry for your order, please contact us at hello@teevolution.co.uk and we will try to accommodate your request.
Welcome to Teevolution, the heart of Manchester’s sustainable t-shirt revolution! We’re a family-run t-shirt store with a serious love for style, cheeky humor, and, above all, our planet. At Teevolution, every tee is more than just a piece of clothing – it’s a message, a laugh, and a commitment to keeping things eco-friendly. Proudly vegan-friendly, we use organic cotton and renewable energy in our production process, crafting carbon-neutral tees that make an impact in the best way possible. When you shop with us, you’re not just getting quality, stylish threads; you’re joining a movement towards a cleaner, greener planet.
Why Choose Teevolution?
Sustainability First.
We’re here to make sustainable fashion easy and stylish. All our tees are made with certified organic cotton and powered by renewable energy, aligning with the values that matter to you and us. When you shop at Teevolution, you’re choosing ethical, planet-friendly fashion that lasts.
The Fun Factor.
We’re your best mate who always has a cheeky pun ready – whether it’s a funny slogan, iconic graphic, or sarcastic one-liner, our designs bring humor to your wardrobe. Life’s better with a laugh, and our tees bring that lighthearted touch to every day.
Circular Fashion – From You, Back to Us.
At Teevolution, we believe in closing the loop. When your tee has reached the end of its life, send it back, and we’ll give it a second life by turning it into something new. This circular economy approach reduces waste and creates a win for you and the planet.
Eco-Friendly Packaging.
No plastic here! Every Teevolution order is packaged in biodegradable, ocean-safe materials that let you enjoy our tees guilt-free.
Unique Designs for Every Style.
Whether you’re after a funny slogan, a bold graphic, or a design that shows love to Mum and Dad, we’ve got a massive range of designs that make for perfect gifts or a treat for yourself.
Legendary T-Shirts for Every Occasion
At Teevolution, we’re all about variety. From funny and sarcastic tees that make everyone smile to music-inspired designs, we offer unique styles that cater to every personality. Looking for a birthday gift with humor? Or maybe a tee that nods to iconic Manchester music culture? Our tees capture the energy of the city and the personalities of our customers.
#JoinTheTeevolution
Eco-friendly and full of character, Teevolution tees are made to be lived in, laughed in, and loved. We’re on a mission to save the planet one tee at a time, proving that fashion can be fun and sustainable. Join the Teevolution today by exploring our collection and adding some Manchester spirit to your wardrobe!
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Welcome to Teevolution, the heart of Manchester’s sustainable t-shirt revolution! We’re a family-run t-shirt store with a serious love for style, cheeky humor, and, above all, our planet. At Teevolution, every tee is more than just a piece of clothing – it’s a message, a laugh, and a commitment to keeping things eco-friendly. Proudly vegan-friendly, we use organic cotton and renewable energy in our production process, crafting carbon-neutral tees that make an impact in the best way possible. When you shop with us, you’re not just getting quality, stylish threads; you’re joining a movement towards a cleaner, greener planet.
Why Choose Teevolution?
Sustainability First.
We’re here to make sustainable fashion easy and stylish. All our tees are made with certified organic cotton and powered by renewable energy, aligning with the values that matter to you and us. When you shop at Teevolution, you’re choosing ethical, planet-friendly fashion that lasts.
The Fun Factor.
We’re your best mate who always has a cheeky pun ready – whether it’s a funny slogan, iconic graphic, or sarcastic one-liner, our designs bring humor to your wardrobe. Life’s better with a laugh, and our tees bring that lighthearted touch to every day.
Circular Fashion – From You, Back to Us.
At Teevolution, we believe in closing the loop. When your tee has reached the end of its life, send it back, and we’ll give it a second life by turning it into something new. This circular economy approach reduces waste and creates a win for you and the planet.
Eco-Friendly Packaging.
No plastic here! Every Teevolution order is packaged in biodegradable, ocean-safe materials that let you enjoy our tees guilt-free.
Unique Designs for Every Style.
Whether you’re after a funny slogan, a bold graphic, or a design that shows love to Mum and Dad, we’ve got a massive range of designs that make for perfect gifts or a treat for yourself.
Legendary T-Shirts for Every Occasion
At Teevolution, we’re all about variety. From funny and sarcastic tees that make everyone smile to music-inspired designs, we offer unique styles that cater to every personality. Looking for a birthday gift with humor? Or maybe a tee that nods to iconic Manchester music culture? Our tees capture the energy of the city and the personalities of our customers.
#JoinTheTeevolution
Eco-friendly and full of character, Teevolution tees are made to be lived in, laughed in, and loved. We’re on a mission to save the planet one tee at a time, proving that fashion can be fun and sustainable. Join the Teevolution today by exploring our collection and adding some Manchester spirit to your wardrobe!
