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Massive Cock T-Shirt

Massive Cock T-Shirt

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Attack Of The Massive Cock Funny Graphic T-Shirt – Rude Animal Banter Tee  

Some threats come from the sky. This one comes from the farmyard. This premium cotton funny graphic t-shirt features a giant rooster tearing through the city with bold “ATTACK OF THE MASSIVE COCK” lettering – pure disaster-movie energy.  

- Premium cotton comfort for the full invasion: Soft, breathable fabric that survives long nights, double-takes and the inevitable follow-up questions.  
- Clean DTF print that doesn’t hold back: Sharp retro movie-poster design that stays bright wash after wash – the attack remains fully visible.  
- Instant filthy banter: Whether you’re at the pub or the barbecue, this funny graphic t-shirt gets proper laughs and the odd raised eyebrow.  
- Everyday fit for everyday chaos: Quality regular cut that feels comfortable all day – pure wearable double-entendre.  

Tech Spec:  
Material: 100% Organic, Vegan Friendly, Premium Ring spun Cotton  
Fit: Regular fit - True to Size (Size up for an oversized streetwear look)  
Set-in sleeve  
1x1 rib at neck collar  
Inside back neck tape in self fabric  
Twin needle topstitch at sleeve cuff and hem  
Weight: 180 GSM Mid-weight, breathable fabric  
Care: Machine wash cold inside-out, Do not tumble dry  

Stop underestimating the threat. Grab this Attack Of The Massive Cock funny graphic t-shirt and own the joke properly. The city doesn’t stand a chance – order now, you absolute legend! #JoinTheTeevolution  

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UK Printed & Dispatched

GOTS Organic Cotton

Free Delivery over £50

Why This Tee Slaps

  • 100% premium organic cotton — softer than your Sunday morning regrets
  • Unisex regular fit — looks good on humans who own a sense of humour
  • Printed in the North West UK with eco inks
  • Recyclable packaging because the planet didn't ask for your plastic


Tee Specs (For the Nerds)

  • Material: 100% GOTS certified organic cotton, midweight ~180 gsm
  • Fit: Regular unisex — true to size. Size up for baggy banter look
  • Care: 30°C wash inside out. No ironing the print
  • Origin: Designed, printed & dispatched from the UK