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Massive Cock T-Shirt
Massive Cock T-Shirt
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Attack Of The Massive Cock Funny Graphic T-Shirt – Rude Animal Banter Tee
Some threats come from the sky. This one comes from the farmyard. This premium cotton funny graphic t-shirt features a giant rooster tearing through the city with bold “ATTACK OF THE MASSIVE COCK” lettering – pure disaster-movie energy.
- Premium cotton comfort for the full invasion: Soft, breathable fabric that survives long nights, double-takes and the inevitable follow-up questions.
- Clean DTF print that doesn’t hold back: Sharp retro movie-poster design that stays bright wash after wash – the attack remains fully visible.
- Instant filthy banter: Whether you’re at the pub or the barbecue, this funny graphic t-shirt gets proper laughs and the odd raised eyebrow.
- Everyday fit for everyday chaos: Quality regular cut that feels comfortable all day – pure wearable double-entendre.
Tech Spec:
Material: 100% Organic, Vegan Friendly, Premium Ring spun Cotton
Fit: Regular fit - True to Size (Size up for an oversized streetwear look)
Set-in sleeve
1x1 rib at neck collar
Inside back neck tape in self fabric
Twin needle topstitch at sleeve cuff and hem
Weight: 180 GSM Mid-weight, breathable fabric
Care: Machine wash cold inside-out, Do not tumble dry
Stop underestimating the threat. Grab this Attack Of The Massive Cock funny graphic t-shirt and own the joke properly. The city doesn’t stand a chance – order now, you absolute legend! #JoinTheTeevolution
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UK Printed & Dispatched
GOTS Organic Cotton
Free Delivery over £50
Why This Tee Slaps
- 100% premium organic cotton — softer than your Sunday morning regrets
- Unisex regular fit — looks good on humans who own a sense of humour
- Printed in the North West UK with eco inks
- Recyclable packaging because the planet didn't ask for your plastic
Tee Specs (For the Nerds)
- Material: 100% GOTS certified organic cotton, midweight ~180 gsm
- Fit: Regular unisex — true to size. Size up for baggy banter look
- Care: 30°C wash inside out. No ironing the print
- Origin: Designed, printed & dispatched from the UK