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Magnificent Cock Mug 15oz

Magnificent Cock Mug 15oz

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A proper half-litre bucket of farmyard filth for mornings when a standard cup simply isn't big enough to handle your attitude.
When your inbox is an active crime scene and your remaining patience is completely non-existent, trying to manage your frustration with a dainty little teacup is a massive mistake. You need to pull out the heavy artillery. The Magnificent Cock 15oz Mug takes our signature, intensely rattled, bug-eyed cockerel caricature and blows it up onto a massive ceramic scale.

Flash the bold Magnificent Cock text layout directly toward your webcam during your next early remote status call to leave the entire corporate directory completely speechless. It sends a loud, clear message to the room without you ever having to open your mouth or technically break company HR rules. It is an unforgettable milestone birthday present for a mate who refuses to grow up, a legendary secret Santa offering, or a vital self-gift to claim total, undisputed dominance over the breakroom counter.
The Bare Minimum Facts:
  • The Mega Bird Size (15oz): Holds a solid 500ml of liquid motivation—giving you a proper physical barrier of porcelain between yourself and early-morning cheer.
  • Flawless White Finish: Crafted from premium Triple AAA quality ceramic that ensures the fiery red comb and block typography look incredibly crisp with zero cheap grey tint.
  • Zero Manual Scrubbing: Completely dishwasher proof, because nobody nursing a severe post-weekend crisis has the emotional bandwidth to stand at the kitchen sink doing dishes by hand.
  • Zero-Smash Guarantee: Delivered straight to your kitchen inside robust protective boxes engineered to arrive completely unscathed, no matter how chaotic the courier's driving style gets.
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Why This Mug Slaps

  • White ceramic built for a proper brew, not a sad office sip
  • Same cheeky slogan as the tee — now it lives on the desk instead of the chest
  • Printed both sides, sublimated into the coating so it doesn’t peel like a cheap sticker
  • 11oz (330ml) for the standard cuppa. 15oz (500ml) for people who actually mean it
  • Dishwasher safe, because hand-washing a mug is a cry for help
  • Printed in the North West UK
  • Ships in smash-proof packaging so it arrives as a mug, not modern art

Mug Specs (For the Nerds)

  • Material: White ceramic
  • Print: Sublimation, both sides
  • Sizes: 11oz (330ml) or 15oz (500ml) — pick on this page
  • Care: Dishwasher safe
  • Origin: Designed, printed & dispatched from the North West UK