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Magnificent Cock Mug 11oz

Magnificent Cock Mug 11oz

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The ultimate breakfast table double-entendre, featuring a bug-eyed, rainbow-feathered cockerel that proudly boasts absolute alpha status.
Let’s not beat around the bush—the Magnificent Cock Mug is built exclusively for people who like their morning brew served with a massive side of unfiltered, double-take comedy. This isn’t just a simple farmyard animal print; it's a gloriously vibrant, retro circle illustration of a profoundly shocked, cross-eyed rooster sporting a fiery red comb, bright blue plumage, and a look of pure existential panic. Paired with a bold, 70s-style pastel blue and cream block typography layout, it makes a statement that cannot be ignored.
It is top-tier psychological warfare for the office workspace. Sit your Magnificent Cock proudly next to your keyboard during agonizing team updates to watch your manager completely lose their train of thought in real-time. Grab it as a legendary birthday surprise for a mate with thick skin, an unbeatable hen or stag do gift, or claim it for your own cupboard to bring some serious, high-voltage banter to the kitchen counter.
The Bare Minimum Facts:
  • The 11oz Daily Driver: Holds 330ml of pure liquid sanity. The exact volume required to survive small talk without blinking.
  • Premium Triple AAA Glaze: Baked onto a pristine, bright white premium ceramic canvas that makes the multi-coloured feathers and retro block letters pop with sharp contrast.
  • 100% Dishwasher Proof: Melted straight into the glaze. You can blast it in the machine daily and your majestic bird won't fade, peel, or scratch off.
  • Smash-Proof Box: Armoured packaging built to survive Royal Mail when they decide to handle fragile parcels like a rugby match.
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Why This Mug Slaps

  • White ceramic built for a proper brew, not a sad office sip
  • Same cheeky slogan as the tee — now it lives on the desk instead of the chest
  • Printed both sides, sublimated into the coating so it doesn’t peel like a cheap sticker
  • 11oz (330ml) for the standard cuppa. 15oz (500ml) for people who actually mean it
  • Dishwasher safe, because hand-washing a mug is a cry for help
  • Printed in the North West UK
  • Ships in smash-proof packaging so it arrives as a mug, not modern art

Mug Specs (For the Nerds)

  • Material: White ceramic
  • Print: Sublimation, both sides
  • Sizes: 11oz (330ml) or 15oz (500ml) — pick on this page
  • Care: Dishwasher safe
  • Origin: Designed, printed & dispatched from the North West UK