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Life Choices T-shirt
Life Choices T-shirt
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Ask Me About My Poor Life Choices Funny Slogan T-Shirt – Self Aware Banter Tee
We’ve all got a few decisions we can’t fully explain. This premium cotton funny slogan t-shirt puts the open invitation right on your chest with bold “ASK ME ABOUT MY POOR LIFE CHOICES” lettering – pure unfiltered honesty.
- Premium cotton comfort for the full confession: Soft, breathable fabric that handles awkward questions, long stories and the inevitable follow-ups without complaint.
- Clean DTF print that stays honest: Sharp text that refuses to fade – your life highlights remain fully available for discussion.
- Instant conversation starter: Whether you’re at the pub or a family gathering, this funny slogan t-shirt gets proper laughs and the odd concerned look.
- Everyday fit for everyday chaos: Quality regular cut that feels comfortable all day – pure wearable self-awareness.
Tech Spec:
Material: 100% Organic, Vegan Friendly, Premium Ring spun Cotton
Fit: Regular fit - True to Size (Size up for an oversized streetwear look)
Set-in sleeve
1x1 rib at neck collar
Inside back neck tape in self fabric
Twin needle topstitch at sleeve cuff and hem
Weight: 180 GSM Mid-weight, breathable fabric
Care: Machine wash cold inside-out, Do not tumble dry
Stop pretending you’ve got it all figured out. Grab this Ask Me About My Poor Life Choices funny slogan t-shirt and own the mess properly. The stories write themselves – order now before the next one, you magnificent disaster! #JoinTheTeevolution
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UK Printed & Dispatched
GOTS Organic Cotton
Free Delivery over £50
Why This Tee Slaps
- 100% premium organic cotton — softer than your Sunday morning regrets
- Unisex regular fit — looks good on humans who own a sense of humour
- Printed in the North West UK with eco inks
- Recyclable packaging because the planet didn't ask for your plastic
Tee Specs (For the Nerds)
- Material: 100% GOTS certified organic cotton, midweight ~180 gsm
- Fit: Regular unisex — true to size. Size up for baggy banter look
- Care: 30°C wash inside out. No ironing the print
- Origin: Designed, printed & dispatched from the UK