• A white ceramic mug with a humorous Christmas graphic featuring a bearded Santa and the text 'Bearded For Your Pleasure' in red and black lettering. The mug is set on a wooden table with a blurred background of a Christmas tree and window.
  • Two white ceramic mugs with a festive Santa graphic and the text 'Bearded For Your Pleasure' are displayed on a wooden table in a cozy living room setting.
  • A white ceramic mug featuring a cartoon illustration of a smiling bearded Santa Claus and the text 'Bearded For Your Pleasure' in red with black outlines, set against a clean white background with a soft reflection.
  • A white ceramic mug featuring a cartoon illustration of a smiling bearded Santa Claus and the text 'Bearded For Your Pleasure' in red with black outlines, shown on a clean white background with a soft reflection.
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Bearded For Your Pleasure Christmas Mug 11oz

Bearded For Your Pleasure Christmas Mug 11oz

$14.00 USD
$14.00 USD
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Move over clean-shaven candy canes. Big Nick is back in town, and his facial hair choices are borderline scandalous.
The Bearded For Your Pleasure Mug is the definitive festive vibe check for anyone who likes their Christmas morning coffee served with a side of pure, unadulterated holiday filth. Featuring a hilariously ecstatic, wide-eyed retro Santa Claus looking far too thrilled about his own facial insulation, this design delivers a beautifully crude double entendre that is guaranteed to cause immediate spit-takes at the family breakfast table.
It is high-level psychological warfare for the office secret Santa swap. Leave it sitting by the breakroom kettle to watch your managers actively recalculate their HR boundaries, or gift it to that one mate who treats his beard oil routine like a sacred religious ceremony. It’s loud, it’s completely inappropriate, and it’s the absolute best way to survive December mornings without having to participate in painful small talk.
The Bare Minimum Details:
  • The 11oz Survival Kit: Holds 330ml of emergency sanity serum (or enough dark roast to keep you from screaming during the family gift exchange).
  • Triple AAA Quality Canvas: Made from top-tier, bright white premium ceramic that makes the vintage red typography look exceptionally sharp.
  • 100% Dishwasher Proof: The smug Santa graphic is fused straight into the glaze. You can blast it in the machine daily and his joyful whiskers won't fade or peel off.
  • Smash-Proof Box: Delivered straight to your doorstep inside an armored protective box built to survive couriers running late on Christmas Eve.
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Why This Mug Slaps

  • White ceramic built for a proper brew, not a sad office sip
  • Same cheeky slogan as the tee — now it lives on the desk instead of the chest
  • Printed both sides, sublimated into the coating so it doesn’t peel like a cheap sticker
  • 11oz (330ml) for the standard cuppa. 15oz (500ml) for people who actually mean it
  • Dishwasher safe, because hand-washing a mug is a cry for help
  • Printed in the North West UK
  • Ships in smash-proof packaging so it arrives as a mug, not modern art

Mug Specs (For the Nerds)

  • Material: White ceramic
  • Print: Sublimation, both sides
  • Sizes: 11oz (330ml) or 15oz (500ml) — pick on this page
  • Care: Dishwasher safe
  • Origin: Designed, printed & dispatched from the North West UK
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