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Baldies Do It Better Mug 11oz

Baldies Do It Better Mug 11oz

£10.00 GBP
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Who needs a head of hair when you’ve got maximum aerodynamic efficiency and superior testosterone levels? Styled in that iconic retro sci-fi font, this mug blasts the ultimate truth across the office: "Baldies Do It Better". It’s time to stop spending money on useless shampoo, embrace the solar panel on your skull, and wear your lack of follicle density like a badge of honour.

Whether you're gifting it to a mate who's holding onto those last three strands for dear life or buying it for yourself to show those luscious-locked amateurs how real men drink coffee, this mug delivers maximum sarcasm. Pour your morning brew, let the glossy shine off your head match the glossy shine of the cup, and flex on the hairy mortals.

  • Size: 11oz capacity—holds just enough hot coffee to power you through yet another useless team meeting
  • Premium Triple AAA Glaze: Mirror-like shine that almost rivals the polished sheen of a freshly waxed scale
  • 100% Dishwasher Proof: Survives violent dishwasher cycles far better than your hairline survived your late twenties
  • Packaged in a smash-proof box: Encased in bulletproof packaging so it lands on your doorstep whole, even if your courier throws a tantrum
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Why This Mug Slaps

  • White ceramic built for a proper brew, not a sad office sip
  • Same cheeky slogan as the tee — now it lives on the desk instead of the chest
  • Printed both sides, sublimated into the coating so it doesn’t peel like a cheap sticker
  • 11oz (330ml) for the standard cuppa. 15oz (500ml) for people who actually mean it
  • Dishwasher safe, because hand-washing a mug is a cry for help
  • Printed in the North West UK
  • Ships in smash-proof packaging so it arrives as a mug, not modern art

Mug Specs (For the Nerds)

  • Material: White ceramic
  • Print: Sublimation, both sides
  • Sizes: 11oz (330ml) or 15oz (500ml) — pick on this page
  • Care: Dishwasher safe
  • Origin: Designed, printed & dispatched from the North West UK
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