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Alcohol First T-shirt
Alcohol First T-shirt
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Christmas dinner survival tip right here: Alcohol First Then Relatives. This festive slogan t-shirt delivers the truth in distressed vintage-style lettering that looks like it’s been through a few family gatherings already.
Bold, cheeky, and brutally honest — the ultimate funny Christmas tee for anyone who needs a stiff drink before facing the in-laws. No fluffy reindeer or snowflakes, just pure relatable banter that’ll have everyone chuckling (or reaching for another glass).
Printed on demand using 100% organic 180 GSM cotton that’s soft, breathable, vegan-friendly and sustainably made right here in the UK. Every order is printed and shipped fast across the UK.
Perfect alternative Xmas gift for mates, family (they’ll get the joke… eventually), or yourself. Warning: May cause extra pours and awkward but hilarious conversations.
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