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Alcohol First T-shirt

Alcohol First T-shirt

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Alcohol First Then Relatives Men’s Funny Christmas Slogan T-Shirt  

Alcohol first, then relatives. This premium cotton men’s funny Christmas slogan t-shirt lays out the only sensible festive strategy – pure honest banter for every legend who’s survived another family gathering.  

- Soft organic cotton comfort for the real legends: Breathable, mid-weight fabric that survives Christmas dinner, the pub and everything in between.  
- Sharp DTF print that stays bold: Distressed lettering that refuses to fade, wash after wash.  
- Instant festive conversation starter: Whether you’re hosting or just surviving the day, this men’s funny Christmas slogan t-shirt gets the knowing nods every time.  
- Everyday fit for everyday legends: Quality regular cut that sits right – pure wearable survival mode.  

Tech Spec:  
Material: 100% Organic, Vegan Friendly, Premium Ringspun Cotton  
Fit: Regular fit - True to Size (Size up for an oversized streetwear look)  
Set-in sleeve  
1x1 rib at neck collar  
Inside back neck tape in self fabric  
Twin needle topstitch at sleeve cuff and hem  
Weight: 180 GSM Mid-weight, breathable fabric  
Care: Machine wash cold inside-out, Do not tumble dry  

Own the strategy. Grab this Alcohol First Then Relatives men’s funny Christmas slogan t-shirt and wear the banter properly. Order now, you absolute legend! #JoinTheTeevolution  

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UK Printed & Dispatched

GOTS Organic Cotton

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Why This Tee Slaps

  • 100% premium organic cotton — softer than your Sunday morning regrets
  • Unisex regular fit — looks good on humans who own a sense of humour
  • Printed in the North West UK with eco inks
  • Recyclable packaging because the planet didn't ask for your plastic


Tee Specs (For the Nerds)

  • Material: 100% GOTS certified organic cotton, midweight ~180 gsm
  • Fit: Regular unisex — true to size. Size up for baggy banter look
  • Care: 30°C wash inside out. No ironing the print
  • Origin: Designed, printed & dispatched from the UK