Not Today Satan T-Shirt
Hold your horses, hellfire! Is that… Jesus riding a dinosaur through the apocalypse?! You bet your blessed bippy it is! Our "Not Today Satan" tee is the sartorial equivalent of a holy hand grenade – guaranteed to send the Prince of Darkness running for cover (probably back to accounting, where the real evil lurks).
This ain't your grandma's Sunday best, folks. This is a full-blown fashion revelation, a wearable sermon with a side of seriously cool apocalyptic dino-riding action. Rock this tee and you're not just making a statement, you're declaring war on boredom, bad vibes, and anything that dares to harsh your mellow.
Made from ridiculously soft, organic cotton (because even Judgement Day deserves a comfy fit), this tee is as kind to the planet as it is to your funny bone. It's vegan-friendly, carbon-neutral, and printed in a factory powered by sunshine and good intentions (probably).
So, if you're ready to unleash your inner righteous rebel, if you're armed with a wicked sense of humour and a love for all things eco-friendly, then grab this tee and #JointheTeevolution. It's time to tell Satan to take a hike – preferably on a very long, deserted beach with no Wi-Fi.
Warning: May cause spontaneous laughter, double-takes, and an uncontrollable urge to spread good vibes. Wear responsibly (and maybe carry a water pistol filled with holy water, just in case). Not Today, Satan! Let's shop now and cause a stir.
Size Guide
Centimeters| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Height | 171 | 175 | 179 | 183 | 189 | 195 | 195 | 195 | 195 |
| Chest | 86 | 93 | 99 | 104 | 116 | 129 | 135 | 142 | 162 |
| Waist | 71 | 76 | 81 | 89 | 99 | 112 | 119 | 130 | 137 |
Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits.
Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up.
Height: Your natural height.
If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.
Product Specification
Certified Organic Cotton t-shirt, 155g/m2. Wash cool, hang dry. GM free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed with low waste printing tech. Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria.
How fast are orders shipped?
Most orders are printed within 48-72 hours of when they are placed. Our factory operating hours are Monday-Friday and so orders can take a little longer if they fall over a weekend.
Any dispatch and delivery time projections provided by us are estimates only, and may be affected by public, bank or international holidays, or delays outside of our control.
The turnaround time on an order depends on where your order is being sent to and the delivery option selected in the checkout form when placing your order.
Options range from standard shipping, to expedited and tracked worldwide delivery.
You can find all of the shipping information in our Delivery FAQs and when you reach the checkout form and select the shipping service which suits you.
Once you've placed your order, you should receive an email confirmation including an estimated delivery date for your order.
When your order has been completed, where you have purchased tracked delivery, tracking information will be provided in your Dispatch email.
How much is shipping?
The cost of shipping depends on where an order is being sent to and how fast you want your order to arrive. If you need your order sooner for a specific time or event, we recommend placing your order with an upgraded shipping method.
All of the shipping information can be found in the cart when placing an order.
- UK Standard Royal Mail - £4.50
- EU Delivery - £8.00
- International Delivery - £10.00
This refers to 5 working days and does not include weekends or Bank Holidays.
However, if you are in a hurry for your order, please contact us at hello@teevolution.co.uk and we will try to accommodate your request.
Welcome to Teevolution, the heart of Manchester’s sustainable t-shirt revolution! We’re a family-run t-shirt store with a serious love for style, cheeky humor, and, above all, our planet. At Teevolution, every tee is more than just a piece of clothing – it’s a message, a laugh, and a commitment to keeping things eco-friendly. Proudly vegan-friendly, we use organic cotton and renewable energy in our production process, crafting carbon-neutral tees that make an impact in the best way possible. When you shop with us, you’re not just getting quality, stylish threads; you’re joining a movement towards a cleaner, greener planet.
Why Choose Teevolution?
Sustainability First.
We’re here to make sustainable fashion easy and stylish. All our tees are made with certified organic cotton and powered by renewable energy, aligning with the values that matter to you and us. When you shop at Teevolution, you’re choosing ethical, planet-friendly fashion that lasts.
The Fun Factor.
We’re your best mate who always has a cheeky pun ready – whether it’s a funny slogan, iconic graphic, or sarcastic one-liner, our designs bring humor to your wardrobe. Life’s better with a laugh, and our tees bring that lighthearted touch to every day.
Circular Fashion – From You, Back to Us.
At Teevolution, we believe in closing the loop. When your tee has reached the end of its life, send it back, and we’ll give it a second life by turning it into something new. This circular economy approach reduces waste and creates a win for you and the planet.
Eco-Friendly Packaging.
No plastic here! Every Teevolution order is packaged in biodegradable, ocean-safe materials that let you enjoy our tees guilt-free.
Unique Designs for Every Style.
Whether you’re after a funny slogan, a bold graphic, or a design that shows love to Mum and Dad, we’ve got a massive range of designs that make for perfect gifts or a treat for yourself.
Legendary T-Shirts for Every Occasion
At Teevolution, we’re all about variety. From funny and sarcastic tees that make everyone smile to music-inspired designs, we offer unique styles that cater to every personality. Looking for a birthday gift with humor? Or maybe a tee that nods to iconic Manchester music culture? Our tees capture the energy of the city and the personalities of our customers.
#JoinTheTeevolution
Eco-friendly and full of character, Teevolution tees are made to be lived in, laughed in, and loved. We’re on a mission to save the planet one tee at a time, proving that fashion can be fun and sustainable. Join the Teevolution today by exploring our collection and adding some Manchester spirit to your wardrobe!
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Welcome to Teevolution, the heart of Manchester’s sustainable t-shirt revolution! We’re a family-run t-shirt store with a serious love for style, cheeky humor, and, above all, our planet. At Teevolution, every tee is more than just a piece of clothing – it’s a message, a laugh, and a commitment to keeping things eco-friendly. Proudly vegan-friendly, we use organic cotton and renewable energy in our production process, crafting carbon-neutral tees that make an impact in the best way possible. When you shop with us, you’re not just getting quality, stylish threads; you’re joining a movement towards a cleaner, greener planet.
Why Choose Teevolution?
Sustainability First.
We’re here to make sustainable fashion easy and stylish. All our tees are made with certified organic cotton and powered by renewable energy, aligning with the values that matter to you and us. When you shop at Teevolution, you’re choosing ethical, planet-friendly fashion that lasts.
The Fun Factor.
We’re your best mate who always has a cheeky pun ready – whether it’s a funny slogan, iconic graphic, or sarcastic one-liner, our designs bring humor to your wardrobe. Life’s better with a laugh, and our tees bring that lighthearted touch to every day.
Circular Fashion – From You, Back to Us.
At Teevolution, we believe in closing the loop. When your tee has reached the end of its life, send it back, and we’ll give it a second life by turning it into something new. This circular economy approach reduces waste and creates a win for you and the planet.
Eco-Friendly Packaging.
No plastic here! Every Teevolution order is packaged in biodegradable, ocean-safe materials that let you enjoy our tees guilt-free.
Unique Designs for Every Style.
Whether you’re after a funny slogan, a bold graphic, or a design that shows love to Mum and Dad, we’ve got a massive range of designs that make for perfect gifts or a treat for yourself.
Legendary T-Shirts for Every Occasion
At Teevolution, we’re all about variety. From funny and sarcastic tees that make everyone smile to music-inspired designs, we offer unique styles that cater to every personality. Looking for a birthday gift with humor? Or maybe a tee that nods to iconic Manchester music culture? Our tees capture the energy of the city and the personalities of our customers.
#JoinTheTeevolution
Eco-friendly and full of character, Teevolution tees are made to be lived in, laughed in, and loved. We’re on a mission to save the planet one tee at a time, proving that fashion can be fun and sustainable. Join the Teevolution today by exploring our collection and adding some Manchester spirit to your wardrobe!
