{"product_id":"sagging-mug-11oz","title":"Sagging Mug 11oz","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eTime and gravity might be winning the physical battle, but your absolute lack of filter remains completely undefeated.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eSagging But Still Gagging Mug\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e is a loud, proud, and unapologetic middle finger to aging gracefully. Featuring a beautifully blunt, bold typographic layout that cuts straight through the noise, this design perfectly captures the spirit of anyone who refuses to let a few wrinkles or structural shifts dampen their dark sense of humor.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eIt is high-level psychological warfare for your office kitchen or breakfast table. Keep it cradled firmly in your grip during awkward corporate team huddles to watch your younger colleagues actively sweat trying to figure out if they should look away. It makes an elite birthday gift for your favorite partner in crime, an unbeatable bachelorette party favor, or a brilliant addition to your own cabinet for mornings when you look in the mirror and decide to meet the day with pure, unfiltered attitude.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" style=\"font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\"\u003eThe Bare Minimum Details:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eThe 11oz Dose of Reality:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Holds \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e330ml\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e of pure, unadulterated sanity serum—the exact volume required to survive small talk with people half your age.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eTriple AAA Elite Finish:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Baked onto an ultra-polished, \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003ebright white\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e premium ceramic canvas that makes the dark block letters pop with maximum hostility.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e100% Dishwasher Proof:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e The savage text layout is permanently melted straight into the glaze. You can blast it in the machine daily and the blunt messaging won't fade or scratch away.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eSmash-Proof Box:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Delivered safely to your door wrapped inside heavy-duty protective boxes built to survive even the clumsiest delivery drivers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"superfastpod","offers":[{"title":"11oz (330ml) Mugs","offer_id":49783244095747,"sku":"P-MUG11-160505","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0540\/6582\/3909\/files\/Sagging-But-Still-Gagging-Mugs-Funny-Old-Woman-Cup.jpg?v=1791578955","url":"https:\/\/teevolution.co.uk\/products\/sagging-mug-11oz","provider":"Teevolution","version":"1.0","type":"link"}