{"product_id":"magnificent-cock-mug-15oz","title":"Magnificent Cock Mug 15oz","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eA proper half-litre bucket of farmyard filth for mornings when a standard cup simply isn't big enough to handle your attitude.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eWhen your inbox is an active crime scene and your remaining patience is completely non-existent, trying to manage your frustration with a dainty little teacup is a massive mistake. You need to pull out the heavy artillery. The \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eMagnificent Cock 15oz Mug\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e takes our signature, intensely rattled, bug-eyed cockerel caricature and blows it up onto a massive ceramic scale.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eFlash the bold \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eMagnificent Cock\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e text layout directly toward your webcam during your next early remote status call to leave the entire corporate directory completely speechless. It sends a loud, clear message to the room without you ever having to open your mouth or technically break company HR rules. It is an unforgettable milestone birthday present for a mate who refuses to grow up, a legendary secret Santa offering, or a vital self-gift to claim total, undisputed dominance over the breakroom counter.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" style=\"font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\"\u003eThe Bare Minimum Facts:\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\"\u003e\n\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eThe Mega Bird Size (15oz):\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Holds a solid \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e500ml\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e of liquid motivation—giving you a proper physical barrier of porcelain between yourself and early-morning cheer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eFlawless White Finish:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e Crafted from premium \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eTriple AAA quality ceramic\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e that ensures the fiery red comb and block typography look incredibly crisp with zero cheap grey tint.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eZero Manual Scrubbing:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e Completely \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003edishwasher proof\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e, because nobody nursing a severe post-weekend crisis has the emotional bandwidth to stand at the kitchen sink doing dishes by hand.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eZero-Smash Guarantee:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e Delivered straight to your kitchen inside robust protective boxes engineered to arrive completely unscathed, no matter how chaotic the courier's driving style gets.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"superfastpod","offers":[{"title":"15oz (500ml) El Grande Mug","offer_id":49874760794371,"sku":"P-MUG15-160812","price":13.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0540\/6582\/3909\/files\/Magnificent-Cock-Mug-15oz-Funny-Rude-Animal-Pun-Gift-Cup.jpg?v=1792199525","url":"https:\/\/teevolution.co.uk\/products\/magnificent-cock-mug-15oz","provider":"Teevolution","version":"1.0","type":"link"}