{"product_id":"magnificent-cock-mug-11oz","title":"Magnificent Cock Mug 11oz","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eThe ultimate breakfast table double-entendre, featuring a bug-eyed, rainbow-feathered cockerel that proudly boasts absolute alpha status.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eLet’s not beat around the bush—the \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eMagnificent Cock Mug\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e is built exclusively for people who like their morning brew served with a massive side of unfiltered, double-take comedy. This isn’t just a simple farmyard animal print; it's a gloriously vibrant, retro circle illustration of a profoundly shocked, cross-eyed rooster sporting a fiery red comb, bright blue plumage, and a look of pure existential panic. Paired with a bold, 70s-style pastel blue and cream block typography layout, it makes a statement that cannot be ignored.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eIt is top-tier psychological warfare for the office workspace. Sit your \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eMagnificent Cock\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e proudly next to your keyboard during agonizing team updates to watch your manager completely lose their train of thought in real-time. Grab it as a legendary birthday surprise for a mate with thick skin, an unbeatable hen or stag do gift, or claim it for your own cupboard to bring some serious, high-voltage banter to the kitchen counter.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" style=\"font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\"\u003eThe Bare Minimum Facts:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eThe 11oz Daily Driver:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Holds \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e330ml\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e of pure liquid sanity. The exact volume required to survive small talk without blinking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003ePremium Triple AAA Glaze:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e Baked onto a pristine, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003ebright white\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e premium ceramic canvas that makes the multi-coloured feathers and retro block letters pop with sharp contrast.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e100% Dishwasher Proof:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e Melted straight into the glaze. You can blast it in the machine daily and your majestic bird won't fade, peel, or scratch off.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eSmash-Proof Box:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e Armoured packaging built to survive Royal Mail when they decide to handle fragile parcels like a rugby match.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"superfastpod","offers":[{"title":"11oz (330ml) Mugs","offer_id":49874759385347,"sku":"P-MUG11-160811","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0540\/6582\/3909\/files\/Magnificent-Cock-Mugs-Funny-Rude-Animal-Pun-Gift-Cup.jpg?v=1792189585","url":"https:\/\/teevolution.co.uk\/products\/magnificent-cock-mug-11oz","provider":"Teevolution","version":"1.0","type":"link"}