{"product_id":"i-got-hos-mug-15oz","title":"I Got Ho's Mug 15oz","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eAn upscaled festive cup, custom-built for those whose winter caffeine habits—and taste in crude hip-hop wordplay—are entirely out of bounds.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eLet’s be completely fair: trying to manage an international festive operation with a tiny, delicate little teacup is a personal insult to the scale of your workload. When the December office stress levels hit record highs and your inbox is actively threatening your holiday plans, you need a substantial cup that can match your level of fatigue.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eThis oversized 15oz version trades regular mug sizes for a hefty piece of kitchen armory designed to take up a defensive amount of space on your conference table. Showcasing our signature flip-phone-wielding Saint Nick on a much grander scale, it acts as a permanent visual boundary line against early morning chirpiness. Flash it purposefully right at the camera during your final remote corporate call of the year to leave your team completely speechless while you quietly sip your brew. It is the ultimate white elephant present that will actually start a physical fight over who gets to keep it.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" style=\"font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\"\u003eThe Bare Minimum Details:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eThe Global Operations Size (15oz):\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Holds an absolute unit of liquid (\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e500ml\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e). It gives you enough room to brew a massive coffee, mix a giant festive hot chocolate, or just hide your face from talkative relatives.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eUltra-Bright White Canvas:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Crafted from top-tier, high-gloss \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eTriple AAA quality ceramic\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e that ensures the campaign-style typography and red suit look incredibly crisp.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eZero Manual Scrubbing:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Completely \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003edishwasher proof\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e. Because nobody nursing a severe December hangover has the emotional bandwidth to wash dishes by hand.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eZero-Smash Guarantee:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Shipped securely inside robust protective boxes engineered to arrive completely unscathed, no matter how chaotic the festive shipping rush gets.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"superfastpod","offers":[{"title":"15oz (500ml) El Grande Mug","offer_id":49783225680131,"sku":"P-MUG15-160504","price":13.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0540\/6582\/3909\/files\/I-Got-Hos-Mugs-Funny-Santa-Adult-Christmas--Coffee-Cup.jpg?v=1791577772","url":"https:\/\/teevolution.co.uk\/products\/i-got-hos-mug-15oz","provider":"Teevolution","version":"1.0","type":"link"}