{"product_id":"i-got-hos-mug-11oz","title":"I Got Ho's Mug 11oz","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eSanta Claus is coming to town, and he’s checking his global logistics network twice.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eI Got Hos In Different Area Codes Mug\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e is the ultimate festive reality check for anyone tired of the usual boring, wholesome holiday decorations. Featuring a remarkably slick, glasses-wearing retro Santa Claus casually taking a business call on an old-school flip phone, this design layers a legendary 2000s hip-hop anthem directly over the North Pole's global operations. It turns out that \"Ho, Ho, Ho\" wasn't a jolly laugh—it was a rolling roster of international contacts.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eIt is the definitive piece of seasonal workspace psychological warfare. Leave it sitting by the office kettle to watch your colleagues actively debate whether to burst out laughing or schedule an immediate meeting with HR. Grab it for your favorite mate who lives for edgy rap memes, slide it into the family Secret Santa swap to completely derail the evening, or claim it for your own cabinet to help you survive early winter mornings with absolute boss energy.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" style=\"font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\"\u003eThe Bare Minimum Details:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eThe 11oz Survival Kit: \u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eHolds \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e330ml\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e of emergency morning sanity serum (or enough dark roast coffee to help you smile through a painful holiday group chat). \u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eTriple AAA Elite Status:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Baked onto an ultra-polished, \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003ebright white\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e premium ceramic canvas that makes the vintage text and snowy background look exceptionally sharp.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e100% Dishwasher Proof:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e The cheeky Santa graphic is permanently melted straight into the glaze. You can run it through the machine daily and his phone network won't fade or peel off.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eSmash-Proof Box:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Delivered directly to your door wrapped inside heavy-duty protective boxes built to survive mail carriers rushing to complete their Christmas Eve routes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"superfastpod","offers":[{"title":"11oz (330ml) Mugs","offer_id":49783224893699,"sku":"P-MUG11-160503","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0540\/6582\/3909\/files\/I-Got-Hos-Mugs-Funny-Santa-Adult-Christmas--Coffee-Cup.jpg?v=1791577772","url":"https:\/\/teevolution.co.uk\/products\/i-got-hos-mug-11oz","provider":"Teevolution","version":"1.0","type":"link"}