{"product_id":"feral-before-coffee-mug-15oz","title":"Feral Before Coffee Mug 15oz","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eA giant ceramic safety barrier for mornings when your inner trash panda is running completely wild.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eLet’s be entirely real: when you wake up feeling like you’ve been dragged backwards through a thorn bush, a tiny, delicate little teacup is a complete joke. You need a serious, heavy-duty container that reflects the monumental scale of your internal exhaustion. This 15oz version replaces standard, fragile cups with a substantial ceramic tankard designed to look like a permanent fixture on your workspace.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eShowcasing our signature unhinged, wild-eyed raccoon illustration, this oversized model acts as a physical boundary line against early morning chirpiness. It sends a loud, clear message to the entire breakroom without you ever having to clear your throat or break company etiquette rules. Grab it as a legendary birthday or survival gift for that one friend who refuses to function until they've consumed their body weight in espresso.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" style=\"font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\"\u003eThe Bare Minimum Details:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eThe Mega Trash Panda Size (15oz):\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Holds a substantial \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e500ml\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e of liquid motivation. It’s basically a bucket with a handle, ideal for giant coffees, extra-large mugs of tea, or holding back your true thoughts.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eUltra-Bright White Canvas:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Crafted from top-tier, high-gloss \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eTriple AAA quality ceramic\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e that ensures the retro bubble font and scratchy illustration style look incredibly sharp.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eZero Manual Labor Required:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Completely \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003edishwasher proof\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e. Because nobody nursing a feral morning baseline has the emotional bandwidth to wash dishes by hand.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eZero-Smash Guarantee:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Shipped securely inside robust protective boxes engineered to arrive completely unscathed, no matter how chaotic the courier's transit routes are.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"superfastpod","offers":[{"title":"15oz (500ml) El Grande Mug","offer_id":49772663701763,"sku":"P-MUG15-160449","price":13.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0540\/6582\/3909\/files\/Feral-Before-Coffee-Mug-15oz-Funny-Witty-Cat-Gift-Coffee-Cup.jpg?v=1791410068","url":"https:\/\/teevolution.co.uk\/products\/feral-before-coffee-mug-15oz","provider":"Teevolution","version":"1.0","type":"link"}