{"product_id":"crystal-ball-mug-11oz","title":"Crystal Ball Mug 11oz","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eWhy waste time arguing when a mystical, passive-aggressive kitten can deliver the hard truths for you?\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eMy Crystal Ball Says You're Full of Shit Mug\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e is the ultimate desk defense system against corporate buzzwords, terrible excuses, and general workplace nonsense. Featuring a deceptively adorable, intensely judgy purple cartoon cat peering into a glowing crystal ball, this design effortlessly bridges the gap between cute pastel aesthetics and cold, hard hostility. It’s the perfect visual buffer to keep on your desk during excruciating team meetings when your facial expression might otherwise betray you.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eGift it to your favorite office realist, your most cynical, cat-loving friend, or keep it firmly in your grip as an enchanted shield against daily societal delusion.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" style=\"font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eProduct Details \u0026amp; Specifications:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003ePerfect 11oz Size:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Holds \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e330ml\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e of sanity-restoring fluid (or enough espresso to keep you from rolling your eyes out loud).\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eTriple AAA Quality:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Made from elite ceramic with a high-shine, \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003ebright white\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e glossy finish that makes the pastel purple illustration pop beautifully.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e100% Dishwasher Proof:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e The mystical cat graphic is permanently fused straight into the glaze, ensuring her absolute disdain will never fade or peel away.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eSmash-Proof Packaging:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Shipped directly to your door in heavy-duty protective boxes built to survive the mail carrier's worst days.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"superfastpod","offers":[{"title":"11oz (330ml) Mugs","offer_id":49758355357955,"sku":"P-MUG11-160353","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0540\/6582\/3909\/files\/Crystal-Ball-Mugs-Funny-Sarcasm-Cat-Gift-Cup.jpg?v=1791202880","url":"https:\/\/teevolution.co.uk\/products\/crystal-ball-mug-11oz","provider":"Teevolution","version":"1.0","type":"link"}