{"product_id":"christmas-beer-mug-15oz","title":"Christmas Beer Mug 15oz","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eA hefty ceramic container built exclusively for the holiday heavyweights who prefer their winter mornings loud, unbothered, and heavily caffeinated.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eLet’s be entirely real: trying to survive the absolute onslaught of festive family drama with a dainty little teacup is a personal insult to your stress levels. When the holiday pressure hits record highs and your social battery is at absolute zero, you need to call in the big guns. This upscaled 15oz version replaces standard, fragile cups with a substantial ceramic structure built to occupy a defensive amount of space on your morning table.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eShowcasing our signature lager-chugging Santa graphic on a grander scale, it acts as a physical boundary line against early morning chirpiness. Flash it purposefully right at the camera during your final end-of-year corporate Zoom meeting to leave your team completely speechless while keeping yourself entirely immune to company policy violations. It is the ultimate white elephant present that will actually start a physical argument over who gets to take it home.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" style=\"font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\"\u003eThe Bare Minimum Details:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eThe \"Mega Pint\" Scale (15oz):\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Holds a substantial \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e500ml\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e of hot motivation—practically a pint glass with a handle slapped on the side, giving you plenty of room for extra-large coffees or festive mulled cider.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eFlawless High-Gloss Base:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Crafted from top-tier, premium \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eTriple AAA quality ceramic\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e that gives the retro red jacket and bold campaign-style font maximum pop.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eZero Manual Scrubbing:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Completely \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003edishwasher proof\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e for effortless cleanup, because nobody nursing a severe December hangover has the emotional capacity to wash dishes by hand.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eZero-Smash Guarantee:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Shipped securely inside custom protective boxes engineered to arrive completely unscathed, no matter how chaotic the courier's transit routes are.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" style=\"font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" style=\"font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!--EndFragment--\u003e","brand":"superfastpod","offers":[{"title":"15oz (500ml) El Grande Mug","offer_id":49775486599427,"sku":"P-MUG15-160459","price":13.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0540\/6582\/3909\/files\/Christmas-Beer-Mug-15oz-Funny-Xmas-Banter-Gift-Cup.jpg?v=1791458855","url":"https:\/\/teevolution.co.uk\/products\/christmas-beer-mug-15oz","provider":"Teevolution","version":"1.0","type":"link"}