{"title":"Funny Mugs","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eFunny mugs for people who already own too many boring cups. Same cheeky slogans as the tees, sublimated on a white ceramic mug in 11oz (330ml) or 15oz (500ml).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThese are gift mugs that actually sound like Teevolution — rude office banter, leaving-work jokes, dad energy, mum energy, the lot. Not a Live Laugh Love warehouse. Pick the slogan, pick the size on the product page, done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e11oz (330ml) is the standard cuppa and the Secret Santa default. 15oz (500ml) is the proper brew. Same print job, more tea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eUK printed to order. If they already wear the tee, this is the desk version.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"back-to-the-pub-mug-11oz","title":"Back To The Pub Mug 11oz","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICBAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eGreat Scott! Forget hitting 88 miles per hour in a DeLorean—the only time travel we care about is fast-forwarding straight to Friday at 5 PM.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICRAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eBack To The Pub Mug\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e is the ultimate workplace survival tool disguised as an 80s cinematic masterpiece. Blending iconic sci-fi nostalgia with pure, unadulterated British drinking culture, this design takes the legendary retro font and points it exactly where your true priorities lie.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIChAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eIt functions as high-level psychological warfare for your desk. Keep it firmly in your grip during grueling, mid-week status meetings to send a silent, glowing neon message to your team: \u003cem class=\"zhvwWe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eI am physically present, but my soul is already sitting in a beer garden.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e It makes an elite birthday gift for your favorite drinking buddy, an unbeatable secret Santa present that will leave your boss laughing, or a vital addition to your own kitchen cabinet for those morning-after recovery coffees.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-os-fs=\"\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sfc-inited=\"2\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" role=\"heading\" data-animation-nesting=\"\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-wiz-attrbind=\"aria-level=FBeARd_2o\/fLk2Md\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003eThe Cold, Hard Facts:\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-ved=\"2ahUKEwiIuM375KiXAxUeWUEAHbtPB0EQ-7AUegYIAAgMEAA\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDBAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDBAB\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eThe 11oz Standard Serving:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Holds \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e330ml\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e of hot coffee, tea, or whatever liquid motivation you require to build a temporal bridge to the weekend.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDBAE\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eTriple AAA Elite Status:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Baked onto an ultra-polished, \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003ebright white\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e premium ceramic canvas that makes the electric blue and yellow gradient text pop with glorious contrast.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDBAH\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e100% Dishwasher Proof:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e The cinematic parody graphic is permanently melted straight into the glaze. Fire it through the machine daily and the timeline won't fade or scratch away.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDBAK\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eSmash-Proof Packaging:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Arrives at your doorstep safely inside an armored protective box built to withstand postal workers who handle fragile parcels like they're trying to throw them into the past.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"superfastpod","offers":[{"title":"11oz (330ml) Mugs","offer_id":49715278774531,"sku":"P-MUG11-159756","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0540\/6582\/3909\/files\/Back_to_the_pub_mug.jpg?v=1790518291"},{"product_id":"bearded-christmas-mug-11oz","title":"Bearded For Your Pleasure Christmas Mug 11oz","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICRAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eMove over clean-shaven candy canes. Big Nick is back in town, and his facial hair choices are borderline scandalous.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIChAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eBearded For Your Pleasure Mug\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e is the definitive festive vibe check for anyone who likes their Christmas morning coffee served with a side of pure, unadulterated holiday filth. Featuring a hilariously ecstatic, wide-eyed retro Santa Claus looking far too thrilled about his own facial insulation, this design delivers a beautifully crude double entendre that is guaranteed to cause immediate spit-takes at the family breakfast table.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eIt is high-level psychological warfare for the office secret Santa swap. Leave it sitting by the breakroom kettle to watch your managers actively recalculate their HR boundaries, or gift it to that one mate who treats his beard oil routine like a sacred religious ceremony. It’s loud, it’s completely inappropriate, and it’s the absolute best way to survive December mornings without having to participate in painful small talk.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sfc-inited=\"2\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" role=\"heading\" data-animation-nesting=\"\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-wiz-attrbind=\"aria-level=oJNDve_2n\/fLk2Md\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003eThe Bare Minimum Details:\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-ved=\"2ahUKEwir1JWm5qiXAxWqZ0EAHdCMKBQQ-7AUegYIAAgNEAA\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDRAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDRAB\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eThe 11oz Survival Kit:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Holds \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e330ml\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e of emergency sanity serum (or enough dark roast to keep you from screaming during the family gift exchange).\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDRAE\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eTriple AAA Quality Canvas:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Made from top-tier, \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003ebright white\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e premium ceramic that makes the vintage red typography look exceptionally sharp.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDRAH\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e100% Dishwasher Proof:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e The smug Santa graphic is fused straight into the glaze. You can blast it in the machine daily and his joyful whiskers won't fade or peel off.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDRAK\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eSmash-Proof Box:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Delivered straight to your doorstep inside an armored protective box built to survive couriers running late on Christmas Eve.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"superfastpod","offers":[{"title":"11oz (330ml) Mugs","offer_id":49716962197763,"sku":"P-MUG11-159761","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0540\/6582\/3909\/files\/Bearded-Funny-Christmas-mugs.jpg?v=1790549057"},{"product_id":"moo-bitch-get-out-the-way-11oz-mug","title":"Moo Bitch Get Out The Way Mug 11oz","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIChAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eThe most aggressively polite way to clear the office kitchen before your morning shot of caffeine.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eMoo Bitch Get Out The Way Mug\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e is the ultimate weapon of passive-aggressive desk warfare. At first glance, it looks like a wholesome, pastel-pink kawaii dream featuring a deeply adorable little cartoon cow standing on two legs. But look a fraction closer, and you realize this fluffy little farmyard animal is actively channeling absolute 2000s rap fury to protect its personal space.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDBAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eIt is the perfect visual shield for your daily survival. Keep it held firmly in front of your face during agonizing corporate status meetings to let chatty coworkers know that you have exactly zero patience for small talk before noon. Gift it to that one fiercely short friend who lives for absolute chaos, surprise your favorite office grump, or claim it for your own cabinet as a warning label to the rest of society.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDBAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sfc-inited=\"2\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" role=\"heading\" data-animation-nesting=\"\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-wiz-attrbind=\"aria-level=Wn96zd_2n\/fLk2Md\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sae=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eThe Bare Minimum Details:\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-ved=\"2ahUKEwiBloCq56iXAxVMWkEAHUj2Lq8Q-7AUegYIAAgOEAA\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDhAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDhAB\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eThe 11oz Crowd Pleaser:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Holds \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e330ml\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e of pure, unadulterated sanity serum—the perfect amount of liquid energy to keep you from rolling your eyes out loud during team updates.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDhAE\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eFlawless Triple AAA Glaze:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Baked onto pristine, \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003ebright white\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e premium ceramic that makes the pastel bubble lettering and rosy cheeks pop with maximum contrast.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDhAH\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e100% Dishwasher Proof:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Fused straight into the ceramic glaze. You can run it through the machine daily and the hostile message won't peel off, even if your politeness does.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDhAK\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eSmash-Proof Box:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Delivered to your kitchen inside a heavy-duty protective box built to survive couriers who treat fragile packages like a pinball machine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"superfastpod","offers":[{"title":"11oz (330ml) Mugs","offer_id":49717294170371,"sku":"P-MUG11-159767","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0540\/6582\/3909\/files\/Moo-Bitch-Get-Out-The-Way-Funny-Cow-Mugs-Teevolution.jpg?v=1790634111"},{"product_id":"mun-ching-beaver-mug-11oz","title":"Muhn Ching Beaver 11oz Mug","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eA glorious, noodle-slurping testament to zero table manners, peak carb indulgence, and elite-tier verbal filth.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDBAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eMuhn-Ching Beaver Mug\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e is a double-entendre masterclass that brings pure, unhinged internet banter straight to your morning beverage rotation. Featuring an incredibly smug, buck-toothed cartoon beaver in a traditional straw hat aggressively vacuuming up ramen noodles with chopsticks, this design delivers a beautifully crude double entendre hidden inside a classic vintage sunburst aesthetic. Complete with the legendary tagline \u003cem class=\"zhvwWe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\"Dive Deep or Die Trying,\"\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e it’s the ultimate statement piece for anyone who treats an all-you-can-eat buffet like a dangerous tactical mission.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDRAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eThink of it as custom desk armor against corporate small talk. Cradle it proudly during grueling team video calls to watch your colleagues give an immediate, horrified double-take as they decipher the text. It makes an elite birthday gift for your resident foodie mate with a dark sense of humor, an unbeatable Secret Santa present that will leave the HR department actively sweating, or a vital addition to your own cabinet for mornings when you plan on doing absolutely nothing except filling your face.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-os-fs=\"\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sfc-inited=\"2\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" role=\"heading\" data-animation-nesting=\"\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-wiz-attrbind=\"aria-level=IjMXv_2o\/fLk2Md\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003eThe Bare Minimum Details:\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-ved=\"2ahUKEwiApaiK6KiXAxW2V0EAHWgDPLUQ-7AUegYIAAgPEAA\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDxAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDxAB\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eThe 11oz Survival Unit:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Holds \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e330ml\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e of emergency sanity serum (or the exact dose of hot caffeine required to survive a presentation that definitely should have been an email).\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDxAE\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eTriple AAA Elite Glaze:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Baked onto an ultra-polished, \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003ebright white\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e premium ceramic canvas that makes the retro red and brown tones pop with sharp contrast.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDxAH\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e100% Dishwasher Proof:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e The noodle-chomping graphic is permanently melted straight into the glaze. Fire it through the machine daily and the beaver’s smug grin won't fade or scratch off, even if your filter does.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDxAK\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eSmash-Proof Box:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Delivered safely to your kitchen inside a heavy-duty protective box built to survive mail carriers who handle fragile parcels like they're in a wrestling ring.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"superfastpod","offers":[{"title":"11oz (330ml) Mugs","offer_id":49723191755011,"sku":"P-MUG11-159829","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0540\/6582\/3909\/files\/MuhnChingBeaverMugs.jpg?v=1790636364"},{"product_id":"my-next-song-mug-11oz","title":"Shut The Hell Up And Feed Me Mug 11oz","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICRAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eThe perfect morning mug for anyone whose current pre-coffee mood can only be described as \"vocal, hangry, and highly volatile.\"\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-os-fs=\"\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIChAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eShut The Hell Up And Feed Me Mug\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e is the ultimate desktop warning label for the easily agitated. Featuring a delightfully plump, intensely furious cartoon cat aggressively strumming an acoustic guitar into a vintage microphone, this design perfectly captures the chaotic spirit of a pet owner at 6:00 AM. It’s a literal anthem for anyone who views morning small talk as an absolute criminal offense.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eThink of it as structural armor for your sanity. Keep it firmly in your grip during excruciating team updates to silently communicate your exact boundaries without ever having to unmute your microphone. Gift it to your most dramatic, cat-obsessed mate, surprise a coworker who routinely threatens to fight the office coffee machine, or treat yourself to a cup that matches your true internal soundtrack.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sfc-inited=\"2\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" role=\"heading\" data-animation-nesting=\"\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-wiz-attrbind=\"aria-level=rzy13d_2n\/fLk2Md\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003eThe Cold, Hard Facts:\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-ved=\"2ahUKEwjG2YmdzKaXAxVPQEEAHTKVEiwQ-7AUegYIAAgNEAA\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDRAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDRAB\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eThe 11oz Daily Driver:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Holds \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e330ml\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e of emergency stabilization fluid (coffee, tea, or whatever liquid stops you from singing a song of pure rage to your colleagues).\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDRAE\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eTriple AAA Elite Status:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Baked onto an ultra-polished, \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003ebright white\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e ceramic base with a glossy finish that looks far more civilized than your actual morning mood.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDRAH\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e100% Dishwasher Proof:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e The screaming kitty graphic is permanently melted right into the glaze, meaning his furious little teeth and your favorite punchline won’t fade or scratch away.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDRAK\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eSmash-Proof Packaging:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Delivered safely to your door in heavy-duty protective boxes built to survive mail carriers who handle packages like they’re playing a bad drum solo.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sfc-inited=\"2\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"superfastpod","offers":[{"title":"11oz (330ml) 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This fluffball just climbed out of the ocean and is about to turn your morning routine into a high-budget disaster movie.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003ePandamonium Mug\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e is the definitive choice of drinkware for anyone who thrives inside total workplace chaos. Featuring an absolute unit of a giant panda scaling a city skyline like a fluffy Godzilla, this clever pun design perfectly embodies your internal mental state when the group chat goes completely off the rails. It’s an elite blend of cute animal illustration and destructive retro movie aesthetics.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDBAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eIt functions as an excellent visual threat for the office breakroom. Sit it next to your keyboard to warn your team that if your coffee is interrupted, you are fully prepared to stomp through their carefully organized project timelines like a giant radioactive mammal. Grab it for your friend who permanently manages to live in a state of self-inflicted drama, a coworker who survives the daily corporate circus by the skin of their teeth, or add it to your own cupboard for mornings when you plan to completely destroy your to-do list.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sfc-inited=\"2\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" role=\"heading\" data-animation-nesting=\"\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-wiz-attrbind=\"aria-level=tuSale_2n\/fLk2Md\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" role=\"heading\" data-animation-nesting=\"\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-wiz-attrbind=\"aria-level=tuSale_2n\/fLk2Md\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003eThe Cold, Hard Facts:\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-ved=\"2ahUKEwjm29GfzaaXAxU2VkEAHY25E0AQ-7AUegYIAAgOEAA\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDhAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDhAB\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eThe 11oz Structural Blueprint:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Holds \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e330ml\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e of pure, unadulterated sanity serum—the precise volume required to watch your inbox catch fire without panicking.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDhAE\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eTriple AAA Elite Status:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Printed on an ultra-smooth, \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003ebright white\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e premium ceramic canvas that makes the bright pink retro text look exceptionally sharp.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDhAH\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e100% Dishwasher Proof:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e The roaring kaiju graphic is deeply melted straight into the glaze. You can blast it in the machine daily and his tiny, furious paws will never fade or scratch away.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDhAK\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eSmash-Proof Packaging:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Arrives at your doorstep safely inside heavy-duty protective boxes built to survive mail delivery drivers who handle fragile parcels like a giant monster fight.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"superfastpod","offers":[{"title":"11oz (330ml) Mugs","offer_id":49733421629699,"sku":"P-MUG11-159917","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0540\/6582\/3909\/files\/Pandamonium-Mugs-Funny-Panda-Cup.jpg?v=1790719088"},{"product_id":"notorious-pug-mug-11oz","title":"Notorious Pug Mug 11oz","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eLive large, take long naps, and treat your morning coffee like a multi-platinum rap record.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDBAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eNotorious P.U.G Mug\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e is the only acceptable drinkware for anyone who loves old-school hip-hop iconography mixed with an absolute masterclass in canine laziness. Featuring a deeply unimpressed pug rocking a tilted golden crown, a thick gold chain, and a red hoodie, this design delivers a legendary 90s rap parody that perfectly mirrors your mood when someone speaks to you before your first sip of caffeine.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDRAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eIt is the ultimate piece of desktop psychological warfare. Leave it sitting casually on the office breakroom counter to let your coworkers know that you may look small and wrinkly on the inside, but you are a absolute heavyweight in the boardroom. Grab it for your favorite hip-hop head, a buddy who treats their pet like royalty, or treat your own kitchen cabinet to a mug that proves you love big puns and you cannot lie.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sfc-inited=\"2\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" role=\"heading\" data-animation-nesting=\"\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-wiz-attrbind=\"aria-level=aFp2Pd_2n\/fLk2Md\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003eThe Cold, Hard Facts:\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-ved=\"2ahUKEwi95Jr5zaaXAxVhRUEAHTAQNd8Q-7AUegYIAAgPEAA\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDxAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDxAB\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eThe 11oz Sweet Spot:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Holds \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e330ml\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e of pure, unadulterated sanity serum—the exact volume required to survive a morning status update.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDxAE\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eTriple AAA Elite Status:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Baked onto an ultra-polished, \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003ebright white\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e premium ceramic canvas that makes the graffiti-style typography pop with sharp contrast.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDxAH\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e100% Dishwasher Proof:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e The crown-wearing pup graphic is permanently melted right into the glaze, meaning his royal jewelry and thick chain won’t fade or scratch off in the machine.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDxAK\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eSmash-Proof Packaging:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Delivered safely to your door in heavy-duty protective boxes built to survive mail carriers who handle packages like they’re trying to drop a heavy beat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"superfastpod","offers":[{"title":"11oz (330ml) Mugs","offer_id":49734033965315,"sku":"P-MUG11-159931","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0540\/6582\/3909\/files\/Notorious-Pug-Mugs-Funny-Pug-Pup-Dog-Cup.jpg?v=1790724011"},{"product_id":"phat-hos-mug-11oz","title":"Phat Ho's Mug 11oz","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIChAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eA masterclass in late-night carb loading and zero-apology buffet behavior. \u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003eThe \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003ePhat Ho's Fill Your Face Mug \u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eis the ultimate unhinged parody that brings a flawless internet culture crossover straight to your morning desk. Featuring a delightfully content retro character completely bypassing all civilized etiquette to vacuum up ramen noodles at high speed, this design wraps a legendary 90s hip-hop pun inside a vintage-style noodle soup aesthetic.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDBAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eIt acts as the perfect conversation-destroying prop for the office breakroom. Leave it resting prominently on the counter to give your colleagues an immediate double-take, or cradle it proudly during morning video calls to subtly signal that your mind has already clocked out and checked into the nearest noodle bar. It makes a magnificent birthday gift for your resident foodie mate, an unbeatable Secret Santa surprise, or a stellar addition to your own cabinet for those mornings when you plan on doing absolutely nothing except filling your face.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDBAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sfc-inited=\"2\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" role=\"heading\" data-animation-nesting=\"\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-wiz-attrbind=\"aria-level=ESP0ce_12\/fLk2Md\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003eThe Cold, Hard Facts:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-ved=\"2ahUKEwj1j8Hk46iXAxU_QEEAHYR1DKkQ-7AUegYIAAgOEAA\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDhAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDhAB\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eThe 11oz Standard Portion:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Holds \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e330ml\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e of hot coffee, morning tea, or whatever liquid fuel you require to smile through a painful corporate status report.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDhAC\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eTriple AAA Elite Status:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Crafted with an ultra-smooth, \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003ebright white\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e premium ceramic canvas that makes the bright red sunburst and block text look incredibly crisp.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDhAD\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e100% Dishwasher Proof:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e The noodle-chomping graphic is permanently baked into the glaze. Toss it in the wash daily and the vibrant design will never fade, scratch, or peel.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDhAE\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eSmash-Proof Packaging:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Arrives at your doorstep packed inside a rugged protective box built to withstand postal workers treating your mail like a game of dodgeball.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"superfastpod","offers":[{"title":"11oz (330ml) Mugs","offer_id":49737308209411,"sku":"P-MUG11-159983","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0540\/6582\/3909\/files\/Phat-Hos-Mugs-Funny-Offensive-Cup-Gift.jpg?v=1790774721"},{"product_id":"phat-phucs-mug-11oz","title":"Phat Phuc's Mug 11oz","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIBxAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eA glorious, noodle-slurping celebration of zero table manners, peak comfort, and elite-tier verbal combat.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICBAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003ePhat Phucs All You Can Eat Mug\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e is the definitive piece of kitchen armory for anyone who handles an open buffet like a highly tactical military operation. Featuring a wonderfully satisfied, incredibly round cartoon sumo wrestler enthusiastically inhaling a massive bowl of ramen, this design pairs a cheeky, laugh-out-loud double entendre with bold retro block typography. It is the ultimate visual manifestation of your soul when the weekend carb loading finally begins.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICBAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICRAA\" data-processed=\"true\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eThink of it as custom protection against morning small talk. Keep it firmly in your grip during excruciatingly long team meetings to silently signal to your colleagues that your mind is 100% focused on lunch. It makes an elite birthday gift for your resident foodie friend, an unbeatable Secret Santa surprise that will leave the HR department sweating, or a stellar addition to your own cabinet for mornings when you wake up choosing pure, unapologetic indulgence.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICRAA\" data-processed=\"true\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sfc-inited=\"2\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" role=\"heading\" data-animation-nesting=\"\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-wiz-attrbind=\"aria-level=KrBAsb_2n\/fLk2Md\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003eThe Cold, Hard Facts:\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-ved=\"2ahUKEwitnO7r3aiXAxX-QUEAHW3jPMcQ-7AUegYIAAgLEAA\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAB\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eThe 11oz Standard Portion:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Holds \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e330ml\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e of hot coffee, tea, or whatever liquid motivation you require to survive until your next meal break.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAE\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eTriple AAA Elite Status:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Baked onto a premium, \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003ebright white\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e ceramic canvas with an ultra-glossy finish that looks incredibly sharp on any desk.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAH\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e100% Dishwasher Proof:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e The ramen-slurping graphic is permanently fused straight into the glaze. Blast it in the machine daily and the vibrant red text won't fade or scratch away.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAK\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eSmash-Proof Packaging:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Delivered safely to your door inside a heavy-duty protective box built to withstand mail delivery drivers who treat fragile parcels like a wrestling match.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sfc-inited=\"2\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"superfastpod","offers":[{"title":"11oz (330ml) Mugs","offer_id":49737312076035,"sku":"P-MUG11-159986","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0540\/6582\/3909\/files\/Phat-Phucs-Mugs-Funny-Offensive-Cup-Gift.jpg?v=1790776325"},{"product_id":"renegade-pastor-mug-11oz","title":"Renegade Pastor Mug 11oz","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICBAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eDrop the beat and clear the dancefloor—the ultimate nineties rave anthem has officially received a divine intervention.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICRAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eRenegade Pastor Mug\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e is the only acceptable drinkware for people who like their morning caffeine served with a heavy baseline and absolute theological chaos. Blending a legendary Fatboy Slim lyric with pure unhinged graphic design, this cup features a locked-in, long-haired Messiah absolutely tearing up a pair of vinyl turntables. It is the perfect piece of morning desk armor to prove your music taste is as immaculate as your sense of humor.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIChAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eIt is an instant icebreaker for the daily grind. Leave it sitting proudly by the office kettle to watch your Gen X managers immediately start humming the melody, or flash it during your Monday morning team meeting to signal that you plan to mix spreadsheet data like a club DJ. Grab it for your favorite clubbing buddy, a secret Santa gift that will actually get people talking, or treat your own cabinet to a masterpiece of ironic internet culture.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIChAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sfc-inited=\"2\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" role=\"heading\" data-animation-nesting=\"\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-wiz-attrbind=\"aria-level=FaQAGb_2n\/fLk2Md\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003eThe Cold, Hard Facts:\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-ved=\"2ahUKEwil-pSQy6aXAxU0d0EAHZn_COcQ-7AUegYIAAgMEAA\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDBAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDBAB\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eThe 11oz Daily Driver:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Holds \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e330ml\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e of pure liquid hype (perfect for coffee, tea, or whatever beverage gets you through the mid-week slump).\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDBAE\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eTriple AAA Elite Status:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Baked onto a flawless, \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003ebright white\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e ceramic base with a glossy finish that looks far sharper than your favorite old festival t-shirt.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDBAH\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e100% Dishwasher Proof:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e The DJ Jesus graphic is permanently melted straight into the glaze. Fire it through the machine daily and his vinyl decks won't fade or scratch away.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDBAK\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eSmash-Proof Packaging:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Arrives at your doorstep safely inside a heavy-duty protective box built to withstand mail delivery drivers who handle boxes like they are in a mosh pit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"superfastpod","offers":[{"title":"11oz (330ml) Mugs","offer_id":49737317220611,"sku":"P-MUG11-159988","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0540\/6582\/3909\/files\/Renegade-Pastor-Mugs-Funny-Offensive-Cup-Gift_1.jpg?v=1790804202"},{"product_id":"ask-your-mum-santa-mug-11oz","title":"Ask Your Mum Santa Mug 11oz","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIBxAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eDitch the wholesome holiday spirit. Santa Claus just touched down, and he is packing some seriously unhinged household banter.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICBAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eAsk Your Mum If I'm Real Mug\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e is the ultimate festive reality check for anyone tired of polite Christmas small talk. Featuring a brilliantly smug, beer-clutching vintage Santa pointing straight at the viewer, this design wraps a savage, mother-approved burn inside a classic holiday aesthetic. Complete with the tagline \"Big Nick Energy,\" it’s the ultimate piece of morning weaponware for your kitchen or office desk.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-os-fs=\"\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICRAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eIt is the perfect conversation destroyer for the winter season. Leave it sitting casually on the office breakroom counter to watch your coworkers actively recalculate their relationship boundaries, or use it at the family breakfast table to assert absolute dominance over your siblings. Grab it for your mate who lives for edgy humor, a Secret Santa that will completely derail the staff party, or keep it yourself for those cold December mornings when you wake up feeling like an absolute legend.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sfc-inited=\"2\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" role=\"heading\" data-animation-nesting=\"\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-wiz-attrbind=\"aria-level=aLadDf_2n\/fLk2Md\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003eThe Cold, Hard Facts:\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-ved=\"2ahUKEwjvo6mxyqaXAxULTEEAHQGFJOcQ-7AUegYIAAgLEAA\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAB\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eThe 11oz Daily Driver:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Holds \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e330ml\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e of hot coffee, morning tea, or whatever liquid courage you need to face your family over the holidays.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAE\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eTriple AAA Elite Status:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Baked onto a pristine, \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003ebright white\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e ceramic base with a glossy finish that looks far more sophisticated than the joke implies.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAH\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e100% Dishwasher Proof:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e The cheeky Santa graphic is permanently melted straight into the glaze. Fire it through the machine daily and his smug grin won't fade or scratch away.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAK\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eSmash-Proof Packaging:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Arrives at your doorstep safely inside a heavy-duty protective box built to survive postal workers who handle mail like a festive football match.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"superfastpod","offers":[{"title":"11oz (330ml) Mugs","offer_id":49737321480451,"sku":"P-MUG11-159990","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0540\/6582\/3909\/files\/Ask-Your-Mum-Santa-Mugs-Funny-Christmas-Cup-Gift.jpg?v=1790806019"},{"product_id":"save-the-winos-mug-11oz","title":"Save The Winos Mug 11oz","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eFinally, a charitable conservation movement we can all actually get behind on a Friday afternoon.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDBAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eSave The Winos Mug\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e is a brilliant tribute to anyone who treats happy hour like a vital wildlife protection program. Featuring a hilariously slumped, completely zonked-out cartoon rhinoceros slumped next to an empty bottle, this design delivers a masterpiece pun that perfectly justifies your post-work unwinding rituals.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDRAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eIt is the ultimate kitchen or desktop icebreaker. Leave it out on your counter to hint to your partner exactly what kind of day you’ve had, or flash it during your final team huddle of the week to signal that your mind is already wandering toward the nearest pub.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDRAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDRAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eIt makes an elite birthday gift for your designated drinking buddy, a legendary white elephant present, or a witty addition to your own cabinet collection for those mornings when you feel exactly like a heavy, exhausted mammal.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDRAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sfc-inited=\"2\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" role=\"heading\" data-animation-nesting=\"\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-wiz-attrbind=\"aria-level=vMiUie_2n\/fLk2Md\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003eThe Cold, Hard Facts:\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-ved=\"2ahUKEwid7rqIvaaXAxXfWkEAHTceATMQ-7AUegYIAAgPEAA\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDxAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDxAB\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eThe 11oz Sweet Spot:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Holds \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e330ml\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e of hot coffee, morning tea, or whatever beverage you need to cure last night's conservation efforts.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDxAE\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eTriple AAA Elite Status:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Crafted from pristine, \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003ebright white\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e ceramic with a flawless high-gloss finish that looks sharp on any desk.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDxAH\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e100% Dishwasher Proof:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e The tipsy rhino graphic is permanently fused into the glaze, meaning his relaxed posture and your favorite pun won't fade or crack through the machine.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDxAK\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eSmash-Proof Packaging:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Shipped directly to your door in heavy-duty protective boxes designed to survive even the clumsiest of delivery days.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"superfastpod","offers":[{"title":"11oz (330ml) Mugs","offer_id":49737325216003,"sku":"P-MUG11-159992","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0540\/6582\/3909\/files\/Save-The-Winos-Mugs-Funny-Animal-Design-Cup-Gift.jpg?v=1790806858"},{"product_id":"sea-panda-mug-11oz","title":"Sea Panda Mug 11oz","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eLet's stop rebranding apex predators as cuddly land animals—or completely embrace it.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDBAA\" data-complete=\"true\" 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Featuring an adorable, highly misleading illustration of an orca leaping majestically through Great Wave-inspired surf against a retro sun, this design cheekily labels the ocean's most terrifying coordinator as a harmless, bamboo-eating fluffball.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-os-fs=\"\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDRAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eIt is the perfect passive-aggressive masterpiece to keep on your desk. Use it during agonizing corporate team huddles to silently signal that beneath your cute, cooperative exterior lies a highly strategic predator waiting to take down a seal. Gift it to your favorite marine biology nerd, a coworker who appreciates top-tier ocean banter, or keep it for yourself to bring some serious irony to your kitchen table.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDRAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sfc-inited=\"2\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" role=\"heading\" data-animation-nesting=\"\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-wiz-attrbind=\"aria-level=uDv8If_2n\/fLk2Md\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003eProduct Details \u0026amp; Specifications:\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-ved=\"2ahUKEwi3kM-9uqaXAxWHRp8JHaatONsQ-7AUegYIAAgPEAA\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDxAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDxAB\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003ePerfect 11oz Size:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Holds \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e330ml\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e of pure, unadulterated sanity serum (or enough dark roast coffee to power your next strategic takeover).\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDxAE\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eTriple AAA Quality:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Made from top-tier ceramic with a smooth, \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003ebright white\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e glossy finish that highlights the vintage pastel tones beautifully.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDxAH\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e100% Dishwasher Proof:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e The graphic is permanently fused right into the glaze, meaning the \"Sea Panda\" text and wave details won't fade or peel under pressure.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDxAK\" data-complete=\"true\" 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data-complete=\"true\"\u003eLet's be completely real: some memes are subtle, and others are a high-speed collision of comic book nostalgia and real-world celebrity drama. \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eThe Diddler Mug\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e is the ultimate unhinged conversation starter for your kitchen cabinet, workspace desk, or morning group chats. Fusing a classic green-and-purple comic villain aesthetic with a sharp pop culture parody, this design features an expressive caricature in a bowler hat alongside a completely chaotic tongue-twister riddle that is guaranteed to cause immediate spit-takes at the water cooler.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-os-fs=\"\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eThink of it as the ultimate piece of desktop psychological warfare. Keep it prominently displayed during corporate video calls to quietly establish that you spend far too much time on the weird side of social media. 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data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDRAB\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003ePerfect 11oz Size:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Holds \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e330ml\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e of pure, unadulterated sanity serum (the exact amount of caffeine required to survive a casual scroll through pop culture news).\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDRAE\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eTriple AAA Quality:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Engineered from premium ceramic with a polished, \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003ebright white\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e glossy finish that frames the vibrant purple and green graphic text sharply.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDRAH\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e100% Dishwasher Proof:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e The design is completely fused directly into the glaze, meaning the text and colors won't fade, scratch, or peel through aggressive dishwashing cycles.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDRAK\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eSmash-Proof Packaging:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Delivered safely to your 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Morning coffee tastes infinitely better when backed by divine facial hair intervention.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eLet’s be completely honest: growing a spectacular beard isn't just a style choice—it is a spiritual calling. The \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eThou Shalt Not Shave Mug\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e is the ultimate morning salute to the glory of the facial mane. Featuring a majestic, robed cartoon Moses summoning a bolt of lightning to protect his glorious white whiskers, this design is the perfect way to establish your rugged boundary lines before your first meeting of the day.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-os-fs=\"\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDBAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eThink of it as an absolute commandment for your morning routine. It is a brilliant novelty gift for that one friend who takes his beard grooming routines way too seriously, a hilarious anniversary gift for a partner whose chin you haven't seen in years, or the perfect piece of office banter drinkware to display proudly on your desk.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sfc-inited=\"2\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" role=\"heading\" data-animation-nesting=\"\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-wiz-attrbind=\"aria-level=FyrEAc_2n\/fLk2Md\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003eProduct Details \u0026amp; Specifications:\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-ved=\"2ahUKEwi2jL_SuaaXAxXgQUEAHd57PaIQ-7AUegYIAAgOEAA\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDhAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDhAB\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003ePerfect 11oz Size:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Holds \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e330ml\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e of pure liquid motivation (or the exact amount of caffeine required to fuel your epic beard growth).\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDhAE\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eTriple AAA Quality:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Made from top-tier ceramic with an ultra-polished, \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003ebright white\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e glossy finish that frames the retro lightning circle graphic perfectly.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDhAH\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e100% Dishwasher Proof:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e The divine artwork is permanently fused right into the glaze, meaning his spectacular beard and biblical decree won't fade, peel, or scratch.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDhAK\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eSmash-Proof Packaging:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Arrives at your doorstep safely inside a heavy-duty protective box that is thoroughly prepared to survive the postal system's worst day.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sfc-inited=\"2\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"superfastpod","offers":[{"title":"11oz (330ml) Mugs","offer_id":49737346449667,"sku":"P-MUG11-159998","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0540\/6582\/3909\/files\/Thou-Shalt-Not-Shave-Mugs-Funny-Beard-Gift-Cup.jpg?v=1790887995"},{"product_id":"surrounded-by-snowflakes-mug-11oz","title":"Surrounded By Snowflakes Mug 11oz","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-hveid=\"CAAIBxAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eServe up your festive morning brew with a side of pure, unadulterated cynicism.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-hveid=\"CAAICBAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eThe 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Featuring a hilariously grumpy, red-faced Santa Claus trapped inside a snow globe, this design perfectly captures that anti-festive spirit with a sharp, sarcastic twist. It is the ideal way to signal your mood during stressful winter mornings or frantic office holiday parties.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-hveid=\"CAAICBAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-hveid=\"CAAICRAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eBuilt to withstand heavy daily use throughout the festive season and beyond, it makes a brilliant novelty gift for anyone with a dry sense of humor who loves edgy Christmas aesthetics.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-os-fs=\"\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sfc-inited=\"2\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" role=\"heading\" data-animation-nesting=\"\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-wiz-attrbind=\"aria-level=VtXY_2n\/fLk2Md\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sae=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eProduct Details \u0026amp; Specifications:\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-ved=\"2ahUKEwii3P-p5J6XAxUIW0EAHWy1Hv0Q-7AUegYIAAgLEAA\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAB\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003ePerfect 11oz Size:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Holds \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e330ml\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e of hot coffee, mulled wine, or whatever liquid gets you through the holidays.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAE\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eTriple AAA Quality:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Made from top-tier ceramic with a flawless, \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003ebright white\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e glossy finish that makes the festive design stand out beautifully.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAH\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e100% Dishwasher Proof:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e The graphic is fully fused into the glaze, meaning it won’t fade, peel, or scratch even after a heavy winter cycle.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAK\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eSmash-Proof Packaging:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Delivered safely to your door in heavy-duty protective boxes to ensure zero damage during transit.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sfc-inited=\"2\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"superfastpod","offers":[{"title":"11oz (330ml) Mugs","offer_id":49743928230147,"sku":"P-MUG11-160105","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0540\/6582\/3909\/files\/Surrounded-By-Snowflakes-Mugs-Funny-Christmas-Secret-Santa-Gift.jpg?v=1791062702"},{"product_id":"talk-shit-mug-11oz","title":"Talk Shit Mug 11oz","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-hveid=\"CAAICBAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAIBxAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eThe perfect reminder for your coworkers that actions have consequences—especially before you've had your coffee.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICBAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eLet’s be entirely real: some mornings you have the patience to nod along to office gossip, and other mornings you just want to set boundaries. The \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eTalk Shit Get Bit Mug\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e is your new favorite piece of desk armor. Featuring a hilariously savage, wide-eyed cartoon shark absolutely devouring a skeleton who is stubbornly giving a thumbs-up, this design perfectly captures that \"unapologetic, slightly unhinged\" morning energy.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-os-fs=\"\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICRAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eIt is the ultimate passive-aggressive masterpiece for the breakroom. Keep it firmly in view during early status calls to quietly signal that you are not the one to be trifled with today. It makes a brilliant novelty gift for that one brutally honest friend, a coworker who always says exactly what everyone else is thinking, or a treat for yourself to bring some serious banter to the kitchen table.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICRAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sfc-inited=\"2\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" role=\"heading\" data-animation-nesting=\"\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-wiz-attrbind=\"aria-level=ParE9b_2n\/fLk2Md\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003eProduct Details \u0026amp; Specifications:\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-ved=\"2ahUKEwiKjfTStaaXAxWPXUEAHT4NCkIQ-7AUegYIAAgLEAA\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAB\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003ePerfect 11oz Size:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Holds \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e330ml\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e of mental stabilization fluid (coffee, tea, or a sneaky shot 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beautifully.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAH\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e100% Dishwasher Proof:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e The savage shark artwork is permanently fused right into the glaze, meaning his sharp teeth and your favorite slogan won't fade or crack under pressure.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAK\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eSmash-Proof Packaging:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Delivered safely to your door in heavy-duty protective boxes built to survive being handled by even the clumsiest mail carriers.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sfc-inited=\"2\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"superfastpod","offers":[{"title":"11oz (330ml) 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You can blast it in the machine daily and the dog’s traumatized expression won't fade or crack off over time.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eSmash-Proof Box:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Delivered to your kitchen inside a heavy-duty protective box built to survive mail carriers who handle packages like a frisbee at the park.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"superfastpod","offers":[{"title":"11oz (330ml) Mugs","offer_id":49772785172739,"sku":"P-MUG11-160452","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0540\/6582\/3909\/files\/Oh-My-Dog-Mugs-Funny-Puppy-Pun-Atheist-Gift-Cup.jpg?v=1791411734"},{"product_id":"christmas-beer-mug-11oz","title":"Christmas Beer Mug 11oz","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eForget milk and cookies. Santa Claus has officially clocked out, and his holiday survival strategy involves going straight for the top shelf.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eNo Christmas Cheer Without Christmas Beer Mug\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e is the definitive December morning vibe check. Featuring a beautifully classic, vintage-style illustration of a red-faced, utterly joyful Santa Claus unashamedly downing a cold bottle of lager, this cup delivers the absolute truth about how adults actually navigate the festive season. It is the ultimate piece of kitchen table armor to get you through chaotic family gatherings or frantic last-minute gift wrapping.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eThink of it as high-level psychological warfare for your office Secret Santa swap. Leave it sitting casually by the breakroom kettle to watch your colleagues actively debate whether to laugh or report you to HR, or gift it to that one mate whose December diet consists entirely of roast dinners and cold pints. It’s festive, it’s delightfully unhinged, and it is a foolproof way to survive early winter mornings without having to participate in overly cheerful small talk.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" style=\"font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\"\u003eThe Bare Minimum Details:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eThe 11oz Survival Kit:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Holds \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e330ml\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e of emergency sanity serum (or enough dark roast coffee to trick people into thinking you are a functioning member of society).\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eTriple AAA Elite Status:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Baked onto an ultra-polished, \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003ebright white\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e premium ceramic canvas that makes Santa's rosy cheeks and the distressed block typography look exceptionally sharp.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e100% Dishwasher Proof:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Melted straight into the glaze. You can run it through the machine daily and Saint Nick’s celebratory chug won't fade or scratch off, even if your holiday spirit does.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eSmash-Proof Box:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Delivered to your doorstep inside an armored protective box built to survive mail carriers rushing to finish their delivery route on Christmas Eve.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"superfastpod","offers":[{"title":"11oz (330ml) Mugs","offer_id":49775469887747,"sku":"P-MUG11-160458","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0540\/6582\/3909\/files\/Christmas-Beer-Mugs-Funny-Xmas-Ale-Gift-Cup.jpg?v=1791458559"},{"product_id":"winosaur-mug-11oz","title":"Winosaur Mug 11oz","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eA prehistoric tribute to anyone whose tiny arms cannot physically reach far enough to stop them from opening a second bottle of Merlot.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eWinosaur Mug\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e is the ultimate kitchen or office desk statement for anyone who views wine tasting as a crucial survival skill rather than a hobby. Featuring a deceptively adorable, utterly sloshed little cartoon T-Rex grinning ear-to-ear while double-parking a pair of massive red wine chalices, this design perfectly captures your mood when the clock strikes 5:00 PM.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eIt acts as high-level visual armor for your workspace. Leave it sitting proudly by your keyboard to send a silent, ironic message to chatty colleagues: \u003cem class=\"zhvwWe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eI am nodding along to your project update, but mentally I am already deep in a cave drinking fermenting grapes.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e It makes an elite birthday gift for your designated gossip partner, an unbeatable secret Santa prize for the resident wine snob, or a hilarious addition to your own cabinet for mornings when you wake up feeling like an absolute fossil.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" style=\"font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\"\u003eThe Bare Minimum Details:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eThe 11oz Daily Driver:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Holds \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e330ml\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e of emergency sanity serum (or enough hot coffee to trick the office into thinking you're fully functional).\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eTriple AAA Elite Status:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Crafted with an ultra-smooth, \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003ebright white\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e premium ceramic canvas that makes the retro red sunburst background look exceptionally sharp.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e100% Dishwasher Proof:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e The tipsy dinosaur graphic is permanently melted straight into the glaze. You can blast it in the machine daily and his joyful wink won't fade or scratch off.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eSmash-Proof Box:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Delivered directly to your door wrapped inside a heavy-duty protective box specifically engineered to survive delivery drivers who handle mail like a giant asteroid strike.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"superfastpod","offers":[{"title":"11oz (330ml) Mugs","offer_id":49777198792963,"sku":"P-MUG11-160471","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0540\/6582\/3909\/files\/Winosaur-Mugs-Funny-Vino-Monster-Wine-Lover-Gift-Cup.jpg?v=1791465624"},{"product_id":"i-got-hos-mug-11oz","title":"I Got Ho's Mug 11oz","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eSanta Claus is coming to town, and he’s checking his global logistics network twice.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eI Got Hos In Different Area Codes Mug\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e is the ultimate festive reality check for anyone tired of the usual boring, wholesome holiday decorations. Featuring a remarkably slick, glasses-wearing retro Santa Claus casually taking a business call on an old-school flip phone, this design layers a legendary 2000s hip-hop anthem directly over the North Pole's global operations. It turns out that \"Ho, Ho, Ho\" wasn't a jolly laugh—it was a rolling roster of international contacts.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eIt is the definitive piece of seasonal workspace psychological warfare. Leave it sitting by the office kettle to watch your colleagues actively debate whether to burst out laughing or schedule an immediate meeting with HR. Grab it for your favorite mate who lives for edgy rap memes, slide it into the family Secret Santa swap to completely derail the evening, or claim it for your own cabinet to help you survive early winter mornings with absolute boss energy.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" style=\"font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\"\u003eThe Bare Minimum Details:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eThe 11oz Survival Kit: \u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eHolds \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e330ml\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e of emergency morning sanity serum (or enough dark roast coffee to help you smile through a painful holiday group chat). \u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eTriple AAA Elite Status:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Baked onto an ultra-polished, \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003ebright white\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e premium ceramic canvas that makes the vintage text and snowy background look exceptionally sharp.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e100% Dishwasher Proof:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e The cheeky Santa graphic is permanently melted straight into the glaze. 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Featuring a beautifully blunt, bold typographic layout that cuts straight through the noise, this design perfectly captures the spirit of anyone who refuses to let a few wrinkles or structural shifts dampen their dark sense of humor.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eIt is high-level psychological warfare for your office kitchen or breakfast table. Keep it cradled firmly in your grip during awkward corporate team huddles to watch your younger colleagues actively sweat trying to figure out if they should look away. It makes an elite birthday gift for your favorite partner in crime, an unbeatable bachelorette party favor, or a brilliant addition to your own cabinet for mornings when you look in the mirror and decide to meet the day with pure, unfiltered attitude.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" style=\"font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\"\u003eThe Bare Minimum Details:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eThe 11oz Dose of Reality:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Holds \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e330ml\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e of pure, unadulterated sanity serum—the exact volume required to survive small talk with people half your age.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eTriple AAA Elite Finish:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Baked onto an ultra-polished, \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003ebright white\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e premium ceramic canvas that makes the dark block letters pop with maximum hostility.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e100% Dishwasher Proof:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e The savage text layout is permanently melted straight into the glaze. You can blast it in the machine daily and the blunt messaging won't fade or scratch away.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eSmash-Proof Box:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Delivered safely to your door wrapped inside heavy-duty protective boxes built to survive even the clumsiest delivery drivers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"superfastpod","offers":[{"title":"11oz (330ml) Mugs","offer_id":49783244095747,"sku":"P-MUG11-160505","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0540\/6582\/3909\/files\/Sagging-But-Still-Gagging-Mugs-Funny-Old-Woman-Cup.jpg?v=1791578955"},{"product_id":"suck-itself-mug-11oz","title":"Suck Itself Mug 11oz","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eThe ultimate breakfast table command for when your coffee cup needs to get straight to the point.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eLet's skip the corporate pleasantries. 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The exact volume required to keep you from yawning out loud during a presentation that definitely should have been a brief email.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eTriple AAA Elite Glaze:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Baked onto an ultra-polished, \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003ebright white\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e premium ceramic canvas that makes the block letters look exceptionally sharp.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e100% Dishwasher Proof:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e The graphic text is permanently fused right into the ceramic glaze. You can blast it in the machine daily and the blunt messaging won't fade or scratch off over time.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eSmash-Proof Box:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Delivered safely to your door wrapped inside heavy-duty protective boxes built to survive even the roughest courier journeys.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"superfastpod","offers":[{"title":"11oz (330ml) Mugs","offer_id":49783288299779,"sku":"P-MUG11-160507","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0540\/6582\/3909\/files\/It-Aint-Gonna-Suck-Itself-Mugs-Funny-Rude-Sarcastic-Cup.jpg?v=1791581132"},{"product_id":"lets-get-ho-ho-hammered-mug-11oz","title":"Lets Get Ho Ho Hammered Mug 11oz","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eForget milk and cookies—Saint Nick has clocked off early and gone straight for a warm bottle of lager.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eHo Ho Hammered Mug\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e is the only civilized way to face a grim December morning. Featuring a gloriously red-faced, ale-chugging retro Santa, this captures the exact soul-crushing energy of surviving mandatory office Secret Santas or nursing a staff-party head that feels like a bass drum.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eLeave it by the kettle to test which of your coworkers still possesses a pulse, or use it at home to signal to the family that you are strictly off-duty until January.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" style=\"font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eThe 11oz Daily Driver:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Holds \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e330ml\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e of emergency recovery black coffee.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eBright White Triple AAA Quality:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e High-gloss ceramic that makes the vintage red suit and block text bite.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e100% Dishwasher Proof:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Fused straight into the glaze so Santa keeps chugging through endless aggressive cycles.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eSmash-Proof Box:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Armoured packaging built to survive Royal Mail during a festive meltdown.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"superfastpod","offers":[{"title":"11oz (330ml) Mugs","offer_id":49793523319043,"sku":"P-MUG11-160553","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0540\/6582\/3909\/files\/Lets-Get-Ho-Ho-Hammered-Mugs-Funny-Santa-Christmas-Gift-Cup.jpg?v=1791720799"},{"product_id":"milf-mug-11oz","title":"MILF Mug 11oz","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eNo subtle jokes, no cute animal puns, and absolutely zero filter. 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There is no clever wordplay here to hide behind—just four massive, unapologetic letters slapped onto a mug, ensuring everyone in the room knows you have zero shame before you’ve even had a sip of tea.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eIt is a legendary birthday surprise for your favourite mate who is absolutely owning motherhood, an unbeatable gag gift for a stag or hen do, or the perfect self-gift to keep the chatty bloke in marketing from approaching your keyboard before noon.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" style=\"font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\"\u003eThe Quick Details:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eThe 11oz Standard:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Holds \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e330ml\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e of pure liquid sanity. 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Grab it for your favorite drama-magnet mate, a coworker who survives on pure spite, or claim it for your own cupboard to bring some proper, high-voltage banter to your morning brew.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sfc-inited=\"2\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" aria-level=\"4\" role=\"heading\" data-animation-nesting=\"\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-wiz-attrbind=\"aria-level=l7O3Fc_2o\/fLk2Md\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003eThe Quick Details:\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"XSq4R KI3fJ\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli 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data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eBright White Triple AAA Status:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Elite, high-gloss premium ceramic canvas that looks a million times cleaner than the staff room sink.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAH\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e100% Dishwasher Proof:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Melted straight into the glaze so the yellow block letters and feathers won't fade or peel, no matter how hard you run it.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAAICxAK\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eSmash-Proof Box:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Armoured packaging built to survive Royal Mail when they decide to handle fragile parcels like a football match.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sfc-inited=\"2\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"superfastpod","offers":[{"title":"11oz (330ml) Mugs","offer_id":49856603390211,"sku":"P-MUG11-160807","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0540\/6582\/3909\/files\/Duck-The-Haters-Mugs-Funny-Sarcastic-Slogan-Gift-Cup_1.jpg?v=1792157902"},{"product_id":"magnificent-cock-mug-11oz","title":"Magnificent Cock Mug 11oz","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eThe ultimate breakfast table double-entendre, featuring a bug-eyed, rainbow-feathered cockerel that proudly boasts absolute alpha status.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eLet’s not beat around the bush—the \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eMagnificent Cock Mug\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e is built exclusively for people who like their morning brew served with a massive side of unfiltered, double-take comedy. This isn’t just a simple farmyard animal print; it's a gloriously vibrant, retro circle illustration of a profoundly shocked, cross-eyed rooster sporting a fiery red comb, bright blue plumage, and a look of pure existential panic. Paired with a bold, 70s-style pastel blue and cream block typography layout, it makes a statement that cannot be ignored.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eIt is top-tier psychological warfare for the office workspace. Sit your \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eMagnificent Cock\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e proudly next to your keyboard during agonizing team updates to watch your manager completely lose their train of thought in real-time. Grab it as a legendary birthday surprise for a mate with thick skin, an unbeatable hen or stag do gift, or claim it for your own cupboard to bring some serious, high-voltage banter to the kitchen counter.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\" style=\"font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\"\u003eThe Bare Minimum Facts:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eThe 11oz Daily Driver:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Holds \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e330ml\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e of pure liquid sanity. The exact volume required to survive small talk without blinking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003ePremium Triple AAA Glaze:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e Baked onto a pristine, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003ebright white\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e premium ceramic canvas that makes the multi-coloured feathers and retro block letters pop with sharp contrast.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e100% Dishwasher Proof:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e Melted straight into the glaze. You can blast it in the machine daily and your majestic bird won't fade, peel, or scratch off.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eSmash-Proof Box:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e Armoured packaging built to survive Royal Mail when they decide to handle fragile parcels like a rugby match.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"superfastpod","offers":[{"title":"11oz (330ml) Mugs","offer_id":49874759385347,"sku":"P-MUG11-160811","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0540\/6582\/3909\/files\/Magnificent-Cock-Mugs-Funny-Rude-Animal-Pun-Gift-Cup.jpg?v=1792189585"},{"product_id":"only-fans-otter-mug-11oz","title":"Only Fans Otter Mug 11oz","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eForget subscription fees and monthly direct debits—this is the only \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"89\"\u003eOnlyFans\u003c\/i\u003e account worth investing in! Featuring a gloriously unbothered otter lounging in a bikini with the caption \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"204\"\u003e\"OnlyFans Otter - Sliding into your DMs \u0026amp; bank account\"\u003c\/i\u003e, this mug is pure, unadulterated banter for your morning brew.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're sipping coffee at your desk to distract yourself from your impending financial ruin or gifting it to that mate who spends way too much time online, this mug guarantees a laugh every single time. It’s cheeky, it’s ridiculously cute, and it tickles Google’s algorithms as much as it tickles your funny bone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 11oz capacity—perfect for a standard tea or coffee fix\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Triple AAA Glaze:\u003c\/b\u003e Ultra-glossy finish that keeps the graphics crisp and vibrant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e100% Dishwasher Proof:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds up against endless washes without fading\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePackaged in a smash-proof box:\u003c\/b\u003e Shipped safe and sound so it arrives in one piece, not twenty\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"superfastpod","offers":[{"title":"11oz (330ml) Mugs","offer_id":49875743736067,"sku":"P-MUG11-160813","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0540\/6582\/3909\/files\/Only-Fans-Otter-Mugs-Funny-Cheeky-Animal-Pun-Gift-Cup.jpg?v=1792286441"},{"product_id":"i-love-motorboating-mug-11oz","title":"I Love Motorboating Mug 11oz","description":"\u003cp\u003eGet your mind straight out of the sewer—this good boy is purely an avid maritime enthusiast! 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Pure unfiltered banter disguised as wholesome aquatic sports.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 11oz capacity—holds just enough caffeine to keep your brain functioning through useless team huddles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePremium Triple AAA Glaze:\u003c\/b\u003e Ultra-glossy finish so slick even HR's complaints will slide right off it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e100% Dishwasher Proof:\u003c\/b\u003e Survives aggressive hot water blasts without fading, peeling, or losing its cheeky edge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePackaged in a smash-proof box:\u003c\/b\u003e Shipped inside an absolute bunker of a box to ensure safe delivery no matter how rough the journey gets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"superfastpod","offers":[{"title":"11oz (330ml) Mugs","offer_id":49887584616707,"sku":"P-MUG11-160817","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0540\/6582\/3909\/files\/I-Love-Motorboating-Mugs-Funny-Watersports-Dog-Gift-Cup.jpg?v=1792322818"},{"product_id":"baldies-do-it-better-mug-11oz","title":"Baldies Do It Better Mug 11oz","description":"\u003cp id=\"p-rc_09040cd290de60d4-21\"\u003eWho needs a head of hair when you’ve got maximum aerodynamic efficiency and superior testosterone levels? 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